Butt-head: What's the most you ever got from a chick? Beavis: Um, remember that time that chick rubbed her thingies against my shoulder?
Beavis: I bet I could score if I owned one of those cellular phones.
Beavis: I was thinking of writing a song called "Dammit Son-of-a-b****.
Announcer: Hey, want to impress your friends? Act like you haven't seen this episode before.
Butt-head (Whispering): I saw both of them. You could see her whole boob.
Butt-head: You go to pep rallies? Beavis: Yeah, sometimes I go just to check out the butts.
Butt-head: We saw the top of the mountain. Beavis: Yeah yeah, and my shoulder got some.
[Todd and the salon lady drive off, Beavis and Butt-head are pretty much bald] Butt-head: Hey Beavis. Your haircut sucks. Beavis: Well yours sucks worse. Butt-head: Todd's pretty cool, but he sucks at cutting hair.
Beavis: I don't want some dude cut my hair. Butt-head: He'll probably accidentally, like, rub his nads on your elbow.
Butthead: Hey Beavis, I've still got a Woody Woodpecker.
Butt-head: Beavis, I have seen the top of the mountain. And it is good.
Included, without music videos, in disc 1 of the 2006 "Mike Judge Collection Vol. 2" DVD set.
This episode was a part of the Liquid Television Special.
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