Beavis: Ah! Is this Nicaragua? I will take this land for my bunghole! Long live the almighty bunghole!
Beavis: Espanol? Es-bunghole!
Officer: (talking slowly) Do you have a green card? Beavis: Are you threatening me? Officer: Yeah, maybe I am.
Cornholio: There will be TP for every man.
Cornholio: Where I come from, there is no TP! My people, we have but one bunghole!
Officer: Oh, yeah, he keeps saying that he needs TP for his bunghole. Supervisor: What the hell's a bunghole? You find out what a bunghole is? Beavis: You are a bunghole! And so am I! There will be many more bungholes after me! Officer: Here, I got the dictionary. [looking in dictionary] "Bunghole. A hole in a barrel or keg used for pouring in or drawing out liquid." Supervisor: This kid's messed up. Just take him back to Mexico and drop him off with the others. Let the Federalies deal with him. Officer: Okay, Cornholio. Time to go back home. Beavis: Are you threatening me? You will give me TP! Bungholio! Officer: Yeah, I know your bunghole needs TP. We'll get you plenty of TP, and your bunghole will be just fine. Beavis: I'd hate for my bungholio to get polio.
Officer: Says he's from Lake Titicaca. Supervisor: Lake Titicaca? Beavis: Lake Titicaca! Titicaca! Supervisor: Okay, find out where the hell Lake Titicaca is. Beavis: Nicaragua! Officer: Nicaragua? Beavis: Aqua for my bunghole!
Officer: I picked him up at Burger World. But he doesn't have any ID or anything. Says his name is Cornholio. Supervisor: What the hell kind of name is that? Is that his first or his last? Officer: I don't know. It's the only name he gives. Supervisor: Cornholio? Sounds Spanish. Could be Italian. I doubt it. Officer: Well, the little bastard devoured my taco and burrito combo on the ride over. Supervisor: Well, probably Mexican.
Immigration Officer: Hi, immigration. Butt-head: What? Immigration Officer: Immigration. Butt-head: It has to be on the menu, sir. Immigration Officer: No, dumbass. I'm with immigration. I'm here to track down any illegal aliens that might be around here. Butt-head: You mean like Mexicans?
Beavis: You are a bunghole, and so am I! There will be more bungholes after me!
Beavis: You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole. For I have no bunghole!
Beavis: I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.
Butt-Head: Thirsty, Beavis?
This episode can be found on the "Mike Judge Collection Volume 3".
This episode marks the final appearance of Cornholio.
Episode Title:Vaya Con Cornholio. Vaya Con Cornholio means "Go With Cornholio" in spanish.
The product 'Volt Cola' is a reference to 'Jolt Cola', a soda product loaded with sugar and caffeine.
Mexican guy: "Papel para el culo?"
The line he says is "Papel para el culo?", which basically means "Paper for the bunghole?".
Mexican guy: Something in spanish
If you've ever taken Spanish using the Holt text books, the mexican w/ yellow shirt and glasses who gets off the bus fourth sounds alot like one of the guys who does the Holt Spanish tapes, like its the same voice as on the listening activities and what not.
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