Beavis and Butt-Head

Daria: Hello boys. Er ... learning how to drink from a cup, Beavis? Beavis: Shut up! ... Diarrhea. Daria: How come you guys aren't out collecting pledges for the walkathon? Butt-head: Errr ... pledges? Daria: [sighs] The way you raise money in a walkathon is you get people to pledge money for every mile you walk. [Beavis and Butt-head stare blankly] Daria: People give you X amount of money if you walk Y number of miles. [Beavis and Butt-head stare blankly] Daria: You get people to pay you to walk. Butt-head: Cool! Why didn't you just say so? Daria: So, will you guys pledge for me? Butt-head: Er, OK. Like how much? Daria: How's a quarter a mile sound? Butt-head: Er, two quarters a mile? Beavis: Seventy-five cents! [Butt-head elbows Beavis in the face] Beavis: Aaagh! Butt-head: I just said that, dumbass! OK, a dollar! Beavis: Ten! Daria: [writing] "Beavis and Butt-head, ten dollars a mile, each!" Butt-head: Hey, er, don't you have to, like, do something for us now? Daria: OK, fair's fair. For every mile you walk, I'll pledge a nickel for you guys to split. Butt-head: OK. Daria: Great! See you at the walkathon. [Daria exits, while Beavis and Butt-head laugh] Beavis: Um, what's so funny? Butt-head: We just totally ripped her off! Beavis: Oh, yeah! Cool!