Chris: I know we've covered the "me" time and the smelly pillow. What else you got?
Becker: Good, I'm glad you asked. All right, for starters, I'm not going to hold your hand on the street. We're not ten years old. And if I forget to open a door for you, you've got two arms, use'em. Don't ever ask me to take you to the airport, that's what cabs are for. Don't ask me my opinion if you don't want to hear it. I don't go anywhere where it's hard to park. Don't ever eat off my plate. Your mother's nobody to me. You ever make me watch figure skating, we're done.
Chris: That's it?
Becker: Not a complete list, but it's a start. Your turn.
Chris: I want you consider my feelings.
Becker: Oh, this is totally unworkable!