Jake: I need some money.
Hector: Money? My specialty. How much?
Hector: Boy you're screwed!
Jake: Hector, are you hot?
Hector: Well, I've been told that I have a boyish charm.
Jake: No. Hot, hot.
Becker: If you get hungry there's a vending machine around the corner. You got money?
Jake: You should have told me that they gave physicals! They made me pee in a cup, and that's not easy for me.
Hector: Quit your whining, you got it eventually.
Margaret: You won't believe what's going on with Linda.
Becker: Arrested? She's President? I hate this game.
Linda (to Margaret): I'm trying to join a new religion. The Baptists are very friendly, but they don't believe in air conditioning. The Catholics are occupied and they don't give me the attention I need, so I'm leaning towards Judaism.
(Jake is on the phone with his credit company)
Jake: Well, is it fraud? Yes, I said she could use it. Yes, I gave her the card. She told me she loved me!