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Best One-Liner

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    YoungLink89

    [1]Mar 23, 2008
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    What was the best one-Liner? For Me It was

    The Episode where the fly in the dinner kept buzzing and annoying Reggie,Jake,and Bob

    Bob came up with the idea of buying poison to get rid of the bug

    Bob- Out Of My Way Becker I'm Going to Buy some poison

    Becker- don't give up On yourself bob

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    drog2000

    [2]May 19, 2008
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    Pretty much anything Bob said! He was the best little guy ever!
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    PiperPrueLover4

    [3]Sep 17, 2008
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    I loved the line Linda said when she was telling John how to get back at Reggie, don't know exactly how it went but something along the lines of, "she'll be doing 60 down the street, not a care in the world then BAM!"
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    JoePD

    [4]Sep 20, 2008
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    this is my favorite quote

    bob: hey becker, i just got a womans phone number.

    becker: call her quick before she changes it.

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    cvjrbdjkasfi

    [5]Mar 18, 2009
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    "Hi Reg"
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    BadWolf_35

    [6]Sep 7, 2009
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    One of my favourites is from the first episode.

    Becker: (Talking on the phone) ... Oh C'mon! You owe me, if I hadn't met your wife, you'd still be married to her! (Pause) Your welcome.

    and

    Annette Johnson: You just may go to Heaven whether you like it or not.
    Dr. John Becker: Thanks. It's the first time someone suggested I go in that direction.

    and another one..

    [Reggie's diner has been robbed]
    Dr. John Becker: Well, maybe this is a good sign. I mean, who would want to rob this place? Maybe they've finally run out of places to rob, and crime will finally stop in New York. I mean, were could they possibly rob next? [pause] Oh, dear God, my apartment!

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    KingofIPirates

    [10]Sep 21, 2009
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    BadWolf_35 wrote:
    Dr. John Becker: Well, maybe this is a good sign. I mean, who would want to rob this place? Maybe they've finally run out of places to rob, and crime will finally stop in New York. I mean, were could they possibly rob next? [pause] Oh, dear God, my apartment!
    This one's pretty good.

    But I prefer these..
    Margaret: Jake, you've got to see this.
    Jake Malinak: I'm blind.

    Dr. John Becker: Oh, I'm so glad to see you!
    Bob: That's nice, John. Dr. John Becker: I was talking to the cigarettes.


    Dr. John Becker: White trash is the one natural resource this country will never run out of!
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    terilam

    [11]Jan 27, 2010
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    Is the episode where Jake gets lost and rescues a guy who is going to commit suicide. He takes him back to the diner where everyone tries to convince him that he should not commit suicide and live. As "Owen" is explaining to all why he should end it all. They tell him about nice summer walks and he states that his dogs name was Summer and it was ran over by a bus....then Bob says " You should have named it Spring and maybe it would have been able to jump out of the way" CLASSIC

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    drudager

    [12]Aug 29, 2012
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    Becker at home: "Too many people know where I live."
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