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    evanescfan

    [1]Nov 21, 2006
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    please post any funny momment u remmember in here.

    i'll go first:

    becker was with jake in the morning, reading his magazine while having breakfast

    Becker: oh please, what is it with these perfume ads?

    *a woman is passing behind becker*

    Becker: i mean, can't i enjoy my morning magazine without some french "whore" staring up at me?

    *the lady stops, and looks at becker in disgust, then walks away*

    Becker: sorry if you're french...

    *the women leaves the dinner*

    Becker:..or a whore..!

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    evanescfan

    [2]Nov 21, 2006
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    Becker: hey Bob! when are u gonna fix my fridge?
    Bob: don't worry; you're on the list!
    Becker: what list?
    Bob: ok, u got me; there is no list!
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    evanescfan

    [3]Nov 21, 2006
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    becker's office got trashed, and he got detective porkcow on the case.

    *Becker enters the diner with porkcow*

    Becker: why are u following me?
    Porkow: u said we're going to lunch!
    Becker: no, i said "I" am going to lunch
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    evanescfan

    [4]Nov 21, 2006
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    later after that last post, porkow asks redge if "u know anyone who would do such a thing to doctor becker?"

    *reggie brings up the yellow pages and drop them with a slam on the counter*

    Reggie: once you're done with the bronx; i've got the new jersey book here somewhere

    total lulz!!!!
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    evanescfan

    [5]Nov 21, 2006
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    Becker: since did u wear glasses?
    Linda: oh those don't do anything, they just look good.
    Becker: well, u'd be the expert on that.....
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    evanescfan

    [6]Nov 21, 2006
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    becker had an alley cat in his office, a sick one too, he couldn't keep it in his house so he asked if linda can take him, but she had plans, he then asks margret who says:

    "sorry jhon, i have my own animal to take care of; and we're having dinner with his parents tonight...!"
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    evanescfan

    [7]Nov 21, 2006
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    becker rented a vid and was discussing his plan into luring chris to have a "drop by" with jake and bob

    Jake: what makes u think she's interested?
    Becker: she's a woman! and this is a french movie about a couple who have sex, eat some snails and die...

    Jake: wha-?
    Becker: ok, i heard her on the phone the other night telling her friend how much she liked that movie so i rented it.
    Bob: and what makes u think she'll wanna see it with u?
    Becker: simple; she'll pass here, see the vid, go like "oh i like this movie" and i'll say that i'll happen to see it this night and invite her.
    Jake: so you're not having a date, you're just luring her into one?
    Becker: yeah; even u see that!


    *chris comes in, and jake refuses to stay around*
    Jake: man i'm getting outta here, i can't whatch this!


    *jake moves away, leving bob and becker together*

    Bob: hey, if u want me; i'm here for ya
    Becker: do me a favour? be over there for me...!
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    evanescfan

    [8]Nov 21, 2006
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    becker accidnetly bumps on a switch in a toy store during chrismass eve. a display starts rotating and singing:

    "Ho!Ho!HO!
    xmas means, a time for caring!
    xmas means, a time for sharing!
    if u believe in xmas things,
    then u'll feel the joy that xmas brings!"

    becker: i'm in hell....!

    TOTAL LULZ! i almost wet myself then!!
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    evanescfan

    [9]Nov 21, 2006
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    becker was critisizing and insulting a fat paiteint on how carless he is with his health

    Paitient: wowowow, aren't doctors soppused to be nice?
    Becker: check the hypocratic (spelling) oath; it doesn't mention being nice!!
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    evanescfan

    [10]Nov 21, 2006
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    Reggie: don't u ever get tired of wining before u get your coffe?
    Becker: don't u ever get tired of talking before u give it to me?
    Reggie: before, AND after..!
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    evanescfan

    [11]Nov 21, 2006
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    Linda: margret, can i borrow 40 dollars?
    Margret: i already lent u 40 dollars yesterday..?
    Linda: oh right!

    *linda walks up to a busy Becker*
    Linda: doctor becker can i have 80 dollars?

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    evanescfan

    [12]Nov 25, 2006
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    Becker: linda, please take these kids to the waiting room
    Linda: what should they do there?
    Becker: "wait"...!?
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    Orcmors

    [13]Nov 26, 2006
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    Becker: See Margaret, it does pay to complain. It pays to be a pain in the ass.

    Margaret: Then why aren't you a millionaire?
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    evanescfan

    [14]Nov 27, 2006
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    Orcmors wrote:
    Becker: See Margaret, it does pay to complain. It pays to be a pain in the ass.

    Margaret: Then why aren't you a millionaire?


    good one!
    here's another:

    reggie was done cursing becker and went inside the kitchen

    Jake (sarcasm): hey i think she likes u....!
    Becker: u know, just because you're blind, dosen't mean u've got some sixth sense or something...it just means you're blind
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    evanescfan

    [15]Nov 27, 2006
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    becekr what was with chris helpling everybody

    Chris: i'm being nice, is that hard for u to understand?
    Becker: screw u; i'm nice!
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    evanescfan

    [16]Nov 27, 2006
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    Chris: waow, i dind't know u liked french movies?
    Becker: well, two things u don't know about me; i like french movies and i speak french!
    Chris: *talks back in excellent french, probably saying; really? u speak frech?*
    Becker(troubled):er...ho-ho-hoo!
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    evanescfan

    [17]Nov 27, 2006
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    Lenny(bob's bald friend who was gonna get reggie a freezer): you're a doctor? great! hey tell me; got anything that grows hair?

    Becker: well u can always use whatever u put in your ear..
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    evanescfan

    [18]Jan 21, 2007
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    Chris: i can't believe this; i've been in the building for 2 months and i know more neighbores than u do!

    Becker: that's why they call them "appartments"; they keep people "apart"!
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    evanescfan

    [19]Jan 21, 2007
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    margret was arranging a holiday vacation for becker.\

    Margret: ....ok, how about 2 days ion france?
    Becker (outraged): with the french!? aw c'mon!
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    evanescfan

    [20]Jun 5, 2007
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    becker had a long distance call he never made on his bill and was calling it to gain proof that he never dialed it.

    Becker:hello? yeah this is dr jhon becker i'm calling to proove that i never called this number as it's on my..what? oh..er..ok, hello, "timmy" *rolls eyes*
    er, timmy...timmy, listen, can u give me mommy on the phone please? oh u got 2 mommies? well you're in chicago, why not....
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