Becker Season 4 Episode 3

Amanda: I'm going to pack and you'll never see me again.
Jake: I never saw you in the first place.

(Becker came back for the gift he gave Jake and Amanda)
Amanda (to Jake): Boy, that Bob guy was right. He's really a cheap bastard.
Becker: I'm standing right here.

Margaret: Jake is not only your best friend, he may be your only friend.
Becker: Wait, what about?....um...er...um...er
(Margaret stares at him)
Becker: I better go talk to him.

Becker (to Reggie): Everyday you tell me to shut my mouth. Today, when I needed you the most, where the hell were you?

Donnie Sklar: How about a George Foreman grill?
Ricky Sklar: Only a 150?
Becker: I thought they were only thirty dollars?
Donnie Sklar: Yeah, but, this is really George Foreman's grill.

Linda: I feel dirty.
Bob: Really? How dirty?

(Becker gives Jake a clock as a wedding present)
Jake: Oh my God! John, for another person this is normal, but, for you it's a miracle.

Bob: Jake, you're not looking out the window.
Jake: What difference does it make.

Amanda (pointing to Bob): Did we invite him?
Jake: Doesn't matter, he'll show up anyway.

Becker (to Reggie): When you get married, if time is still measured on a clock, I'll get you one.

Margaret (to Becker): The last time Louis and I were on the floor, we were looking for the remote.

Reggie: I can't believe Jake got married?
Becker: If we had gotten here five minutes earlier, we would have seen the honeymoon.

Becker (to Reggie): Don't complain, you finally got a satisfied customer.

Jake: This is Amanda. We met this weekend at a wedding.
Reggie: Wow, usually they just give you a center piece.