Saverio Guerra |
Bob |
Ted Danson |
Dr. John Becker |
Terry Farrell |
Regina "Reggie" Kostas |
Alex Désert |
Jake Malinak |
Hattie Winston |
Margaret Wyborn |
Shawnee Smith |
Linda |
Elizabeth Anne Smith |
Mom #1 |
Guest Star |
Richard Hoyt Miller |
Red-Headed Dad |
Guest Star |
Dylan Capannelli |
Randy |
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Linda: You know Dr Becker, we have a lot of things in common. We both like Chinese food, we're both afraid of Margaret (Becker nods his head in agreement) And we both hate Phyllis, for dumping Jack on the Young and the Restless.
Becker: I still can't get over that.
Becker: You come in late, you leave early, you watch tv in the store room when you should be working...
Linda: In my defense... go on.
Linda (to the parents): You may think that your kids are too young to know anything about sex, but, they're just one Britney Spears video away from a whole new world.
Bob: What if I tell you I know a guy who was selling knock-off hand bags around the corner?
Cop: I'll tell you to get one for my wife.
Margaret: What persuaded you to give a sex talk to underage kids?
Becker: They didn't know anything.
Margaret: Of course they didn't know anything. They still have left and right written on their shoes.
Randy: Do oranges have more Vitamin C than other fruits?
Becker: Hey, we're talking about sex now. Get on board.
Boy: My sister said you can't get pregnant the first time you have sex.
Becker: Yeah, well, your sister's an idiot.
Boy: That's what my dad says.
Girl: When do people start having sex?
Linda: Usually, not before the third date.
(Linda enters the classroom)
Becker: Thank God! Where the hell have you... (looks over at the kids) ...I mean, hello, Linda.
Teacher (to Becker): Don't get me wrong I love kids, but if I don't have a cigarette every hour, I love them a lot less.
Officer: You wanna be a cop?
Bob: No. I wanna be a snitch.
Becker: Margaret, I say a lot of things.
Margaret: Don't I know it.
Becker: Linda, I don't ask you to do much around here....
Linda: And don't think I don't appreciate it.
Bob: Hello, Officers.
Reggie: How did you know they were cops?
Bob: Cheap shoes, cheap suits.
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