Season 1 Episode 6

Man Plans, God Laughs

Aired Monday 8:00 PM Dec 14, 1998 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Becker: We have three exam rooms, that's A, B and C. What happens if someone comes in with... Oh, I don't know.. Migraine?
      Linda: Headache... A for ache
      Becker: Pregnancy?
      Linda: B for baby
      Becker: X-Ray?
      Linda: C for see through. Is it really that tough to follow?

    • Becker: Just call me Dr. Becker, geriatric pimp.

    • Mrs. Forrester: I've been looking at caskets. I have my eye on the mahogany.
      (she leaves)
      John Becker: Right about now, I'm thinking of a ziploc bag and a catapult.

    • Margaret (to Becker): I'm sorry it took so long. Some lunatic was on the subway tracks in a superman outfit screaming that he was more powerful than a locomotive. He wasn't.

    • Becker: I'm trying to like people, but it's so hard to weed through the stupid ones.

    • Jake: Reg, we gotta get to the paper before he does so we can cut out everything that'll piss him off.
      Reggie: That pretty much leaves the weather and Charlie Brown.
      Becker: Yeah, you know I hate that pathetic little clod. How hard is it to kick a damn football?

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