Becker Season 3 Episode 20

Margaret: John, you look awful. This is crazy. You can't function without sleep.
Becker: Oh, please, Margaret, when I was in medical school I used to go without sleep for weeks at a time, no problem.
Margaret: And twenty years ago I could dance all night in a halter top and hot pants. Things change.
Becker: Margaret, I'm fine.
Margaret: You are not fine. Let me cancel your patients. Go home and get some sleep.
Becker: No, no, no, don't cancel the sleep. I'll get some patients soon.

Becker: Whatever is in my subconscious is none of my business.

Margaret: I take it by your sunny disposition and the eight-piece set of luggage under your eyes that you didn't sleep again last night.

Bob (asleep and caressing a pillow): Come on honey, you promised I could stay, it's our honeymoon.

Linda: Doctor Becker, next time you assume I did something, just remember you are making an ass out of me.

(Becker is trying to make coffee)
Becker: How do you get this stupid thing to work? (hits coffee maker)
Margaret: Give me that, before someone gets hurt.

Becker: Is that the same grandmother who put garlic in your shoes?
Jake: She was trying to protect me from evil spirits.

Becker: I watched the moon land on that TV, the 1969 Mets winning the World Series, Nixon's resignation...lots of good times.

Becker (to Reggie): No matter what changed in my life that TV was always there for me. I dragged it through dorm rooms, apartments and two marriages.

Store Clerk: So, you brought the wife this time?
Reggie: I'm not his wife.
Becker: She's not my wife.
Store Clerk: You came here on a date? Man, you are cheap.

Becker: What was the coffee doing at your place?
Linda: If I hadn't have stolen the coffee we would have never found the key.

Margaret: John, you look awful. This is crazy, you can't function without sleep.
Becker: Oh, please, Margaret, when I was in medical school I used to go without sleep for weeks at a time, no problem.
Margaret: And twenty years ago I could dance all night long in a halter top and hot pants. Things change.

Becker: Remind me if I'm ever on life support, not to have you in charge of pulling the plug.
Reggie: Like I could get in front of that line.

Linda (to a friend): My boss is always on my ass, I swear every time I turn around, he's there....
(Linda sees Becker on the TV screens in the store) Oh, I shouldn't have had that last Margarita.

Becker: Linda, do you know what will happen if we lost the medicine chest key?
Linda: Our patients would have to buy all their drugs off the streets?

Margaret: John, Mrs Recinos is here today.
Becker: No, no, no, not her? Not today? Did you ask her what's wrong?
Margaret: Oh, no, I know better.

Becker: It's temporarily out of order.
Jake: John, my eyes are temporarily out of order. Your TV is dead.
Reggie: Yeah, Becker, why don't you just get a new TV? I read in the paper that Tech Town is having a cheap bastards sale.

Becker: Linda, what's going on?
Linda: The usual patients. My leg hurts, my back hurts, bunch of whiners.

Becker: It's not that bad, it's just temporarily out of order.
Jake: John, my eyes are temporarily out of order, your TV is dead.

Salesman (to Reggie): Thanks, Ma'am
Reggie: Ma'am?!

Salesman (to John): So, are you here to buy a TV this time or are you just gonna take another peek into the future?