Jake: No, no, you think that's a bad way to die? Now how about this? You're in the woods. Your pants are made of meat. Then come the wolves.
Becker: I'm not your average moron. Jake: Uh, John... Becker: I know what I said!
Jake: Wow! John, you're really angry. This is a side of you we've seen before.
Bob (to Ruth): How about we go back to my place and I massage you with exotic oils? Becker: What are you going to do? Rub your hair on her?
Reggie: Can you believe that guy is suing Becker? He's lucky he didn't die on that treadmill. Bob: Can you imagine if he had? I mean, how bad would that be? Lying face down on a dirty sweaty piece of rubber while it sands your nose off.
Linda (to Margaret): It looks like someone ate a box of crayons and threw up a sweater.
Margaret: Now that he's unemployed, Louis has some time on his hands. Some men drink, some men knit but apparently my husband drinks and then he knits. Linda: What exactly is it? Margaret: He calls it a swest. It's not quite a sweater, but more than a vest.
Becker: What's new, Linda? Linda: A bunch of patients, but that's not important. Oh, yeah, there is a lawyer in your office, but that's not important. Wait 'til you see Margaret, she is wearing the most hideous thing. Becker: The flower dress? Linda: No, worse. Becker: The pants with the gold circles? Linda: No, worse. It looks like someone ate a box of crayons and threw up a sweater. Whatever you do, don't laugh. Becker: Linda, Margaret and I are co-workers, I know how to keep a straight face. (walks in the back as Margaret walks by and laughs at her 'swest')
This episode is the second part of a three part season finale. The episode ends with a To be continued…
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