(Bartender hands Joe his drink) Bartender: If you have a problem with that one you can kiss my ass. Becker: Hey, this is...well... it's a bar, but still.
Bob: Today I have found my soulmate. Reggie: Bob, have you been smoking your sandals again?
Margaret: Linda, I found your bracelet. Linda: Thanks a lot Margaret. It really means a lot to me that you found it.
Bob: Connie has opened up my eyes to a whole new world. I don't eat meat, wear leather or shave my legs.
Reggie: You don't have an electric car? Bob: Not a big one that you drive around.
(Becker walks in with a huge cell phone) Reggie: Nice big cell phone. Having a conversation with the eighty's?
Linda: Margaret, I can't find my bracelet. Margaret: Do you know where you had it last? Linda: If I knew where I had it last, I'd go and get it.
Becker (to Connie): What are you saving the Earth for? It's practically gone already.
Becker (to Connie): Fresh Earth? What the hell are you doing in the Bronx?
Linda: You know, Margaret, I have a thought. Margaret: Prove it.
Writer, Russ Woody, wrote this episode as a tribute to his father who was diagnosed with ALS in 2001.
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