Jake: It's fake, isn't it? Bob: Damn! The jewelry is hot, even the blind guy can tell.
(Linda's parents are driving her crazy) Margaret: Why don't you just take the day off? Linda: No, I think I'll just stay here. Margaret: Oh, my God! Honey, I didn't know it was that bad? (hugs Linda)
Laura: What we had was never exclusive. Becker: Who said that? Laura: You did. Becker: When? Laura: Every single time we were together.
Linda (on the phone with her dad): Of all the things you should keep in your pants, your glasses is not one of them.
Becker (to Laura): As soon as you get a husband and kids, life goes right out the window.
Becker (to Laura): Just because it was casual sex, doesn't mean it was meaningless.
Bob: That guy's a loser. I never realized the joy you can get from looking down at another human being.
Bob (after finding a ring in a cab): I always wanted to get lucky in a cab and now I have.
Becker (entering the diner with a smile on his face): Morning Reg, morning Jake. Jake: Someone sounds cured today. You doctors must keep the best medicine for yourselves.
Laura: My sister kept me on the phone for two hours babbling about her kid's first tooth. Becker: Why do parents think it's front page news every time their kids fart?
(Becker has a cigarette in his mouth) Reggie: You're sick and you're still smoking? Becker: Hey, I'm sick in my lungs. I'm smokin it out.
Bob: You can't make everything into a burger. Reggie: If you only knew.
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