Margaret: (while watching Edith's long video) I'm startin' to think this woman bored herself to death...
Becker: (referring to the suicidal man that delayed him) For God's sake, if you're gonna kill yourself, you know, at least have the decency to wait until after rush hour.
Becker: Psychology, yeah right. How hard can it be? Hi, you hate your mother. That'll be a hundred bucks. Reggie: As opposed to, get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids, that'll be a hundred and fifty?
Reggie: Geez! Becker, you've never even met him, it's like you pre-hate him. Becker: Saves time.
Becker: I can't believe in this day and age you're still using rats to study psychology. You wanna learn about people, use people. I mean, we got a city full of the homeless and a lot of subway tunnels.
Jake: This Brad guy sounds a little young for... Reggie: He's not that young. Brad: Could you cut the crusts off my sandwich?
Linda: You know, yelling doesn't solve anything! Becker: Oh, yes it does, it makes me feel better!
Jake: (accidentally stumbles and pulls the fire alarm) Oh, I hate when I do that.
Becker: Linda, I need betadine, gauze and butterfly bandages. Linda: OK, here's the thing. Becker: No, no more things!
Becker: He's a college kid. Basically, that's a penis with a backpack.
Margaret: I have to leave early today. Becker: And leave me alone with Linda?
According to TV Guide, the episode's title is "The Hypocritic Oath."
The episode's title alludes to The Hippocratic Oath, an oath traditionally taken by physicians pertaining to the ethical practice of medicine.
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