Linda: Do you know how long it's been since I've dated a guy who's allowed to cross state lines?
Becker: Everything is back the way I like it. Margaret: Where you're totally ignorant of everything? Becker: Hey, it works for the President.
Bob: Anita, you're around the building a lot. Do you know who the hooker is? Anita: Bob, think about it. I sleep all day, and it's not unusual for me to have two or three dates a night. Bob: That's right, you're too busy. I'll just go.
Bob: I can't figure it out, I'm racking my brain. Jake: I thought I heard a marble rolling around.
Becker: Come back here, we both heard the same information... Margaret: But, it's the person closer to it.. Becker: No, no, not this time. Tag, you're it.
Becker: Craig has both Linda and Reggie convinced that he broke up with the other. Margaret: Damn, he's good.
Becker: Hey, Margaret I took your advice and told Linda and Reggie about Craig. Margaret: How did they take it? Becker: Would you like to see the bite marks on my ass? Margaret: John, I ride the subway to work. I get that offer every day.
Becker: How stupid can you be? You're both dating a guy named Craig, who works on Wall Street and drives a BMW. You're both dating the same guy. Linda and Reggie: What?! Becker: I thought you should know.
Bob: You don't wear out two hips without doing something dirty.
Reggie: I'm not serving lunch today. John Becker: Wow, you do read the suggestion box!
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