Becker

Bob: That was your solution? To say goodbye? Jake: What else was I supposed to do? Bob: You tell her to go home, hose off and put on a dress! That's like having an incredible piece of candy. So what if it falls on the floor? You pick it off, wipe off the dirt and pop it back in your mouth.

Becker: What am I supposed to do, like, find the humor in all of this? Margaret: Why not? Everyone I've told has.

Margaret: John, you have been tormenting her for days. Becker: Yes, and so far, much more fun than my vacation.

Linda: It's what kind of cruise? Please tell me you mean happy.

Reggie (to Bob): Is it my imagination, or are you not as close to the floor as usual?

Heidi: We gotta go. That little man, he's staring at me again. Bob: Well, all right then. I'll see ya!

Bob: It's a sin that such a beautiful woman is wasted on a guy that can't even see her!

(talking about John's extremely angry mood) Linda: How long does this usually last? Margaret: Usually until he kills something. Last time it was the Coke machine. He said it was staring at him. Linda: I know how that feels.

Reggie: At what point did you realize it was a gay cruise? Becker: Oh, I don't know, somewhere between YM and CA.