Becker: (to Reggie) I think it's great. You couldn't find a boyfriend so you grew one.
Brad's Roommate: Sorry man I didn't... (sees Reggie) Dude! (Reggie awkwardly smiles) Dude!
Reggie: You brought your own knife? Wayne: Why? You wanna borrow it to cut up his food?
Liz: I have been slaving away all day to make a nice meal and you're dumping salt on it? Becker: It brings out the natural flavor. Liz: Yeah! Of salt!
Jake: Most women your age are getting face-lifts or boob jobs. Reggie: I wanted to get a boob job, but newsstand operator was taken. Jake: Okay, let's not do this anymore.
Liz: Can we please do it? Becker: Even though that was phrased as a question, it really wasn't, was it?
Reggie: Becker, you remember Brad? Becker: Boy, he's getting bigger every time I see him.
(Becker answers the door in his boxers) Margaret: Either I'm early or this is a different party than I thought.
(on the phone) Linda: Gil, you can call me anytime. I just stand around most of the time.
Becker: If a older woman dates a younger man, she's getting her groove back. If a older man dates a younger woman, he's a pig.
Becker: You're dating that kid from your psych class? Reggie: Yeah. Becker: Come on, he's three.
Becker: "An older woman dates a younger man, she's getting her groove back." A reference to the '90s movie "How Stella Got Her Groove Back."
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