Bob: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home, burp, and take a nap.
Becker: He is getting older, maybe his memory's starting to go. Margaret: Gore Vidal says he has one of the greatest minds of the twenty-first century. Becker: Why do you always take Gore Vidal's word over mine?
Reggie: Hey, Becker! You all remember John Becker, and if you don't, just say you do.
Bob: When I look in the mirror, what do I see? Jake: A shrimpy guy with greasy hair and a pointy face? Bob: Hey, I thought you were blind? Jake: You got a shrimpy, greasy, pointy voice.
Becker: I was special, you said so. Professor Fowler: It was Harvard, everyone was special. Becker: Oh, give me a break. Harvard is nothing more than a breeding ground for piss-ant little morons who went to Harvard, just so they could say they went to Harvard.
Becker (to Bob): To me it's a book, to you it's a booster seat.
Becker: Guess who's coming to town? Linda: Santa Claus?
Becker: He took special interest in one student. Can you guess who that young man was? Linda: Who? Becker: Linda, don't be such an idiot. It's me. Linda: Oh, when you said young it threw me off.
Becker: I can't believe you don't remember me! Prof. Fowler: I tell you one thing... you're becoming impossible to forget!
Becker: ...everybody at Harvard used to stand in line for days to get into one of his classes. Bob: Who said Harvard students don't know how to party?
Becker(to Reggie): What do you two have in common? You both have eaten burgers?!
Dr. Fowler's attraction to Reggie may be a reference to an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine in which the crew went back to the original series Enterprise. In the episode, Terry Farrell's character Dax reveals that she has a crush on Mr. Spock.
Leonard Nimoy directed Ted Danson in "Three Men and a Baby".
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