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Senator Trombone is coming to Camp Swampy for an inspection and Gen. Halftrack wants the best for him. Finding out the senator's favorite food is duck, the general, who has a pet duck, has to decide whether or not his pet should be dinner.
Beetle loses his promotion to Sergeant Snorkle's dog.
Sergeant Snorkle's platoon is selected to play a concert for a group of visiting officers. Unfortunately nobody in the platoon can play an instrument. They decide to play a record and just pretend to play. Will their plan work or will it backfire?
Sergeant Snorkle assigns everyone to KP duty so they try and get even by making his chili extra hot.
Sergeant Snorkle tells beetle and Zero that they must pick up a Civil War statue and bring it back to Camp Swamp. One the return trip the boys break the statue and must come up with a replacement so they won't get caught.
Sergeant Snorkle wants to make Camp Swampy look better so he sends away for a Japanese leechee tree. Zero is put in charge of planting it. He accidentally kills it and desperately needs a replacement before Sergeant Snorkle gets back.
Sergeant Snorkel gets advice from the camp chaplain as how to get along better with his men. The chaplain tells him to be nicer and take an interest in their hobbies and help them with their work. The platoon thinks that Sergeant Snorkle has lost his mind and attack him to return him to his old self.moreless
The army is playing war games and Beetle is picked to run messages between the regiments. Failing miserably, he manages to get everyone captured except Zero and himself.
Sgt. Snorkle and Beetle each are given ten day furloughs as a reward for their performance in the war games.