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    • Brides Of Funkenstein
      Brides Of Funkenstein
      Season 3 - Episode 9
      It's the Battle Of the Bands: Lydia's band, The Brides of Funkenstein, and Clare's band, The Clarenettes. Which band will get to perform at the annual girl's/boy's school mixer?
    • Awards To the Wise
      Awards To the Wise
      Season 3 - Episode 6
      When people all around him start winning trivial awards, Beetlejuice decides that he wants one too. But who in their right mind would give BJ an award?
    • The Farmer In the Smell
      The Farmer In the Smell
      Season 3 - Episode 11
      Lydia heads off to her Aunt May and Uncle Clyde's farm, and Beetlejuice tags along as Mr. Beetleman. But with all the work May and Clyde give BJ, how will he ever have any fun - and come to think of it, how will Lydia?
    • Spooky Boo-tique
      Spooky Boo-tique
      Season 2 - Episode 3
      Lydia's creepy fashions gain the girls a spot in the Peaceful Pines Mondo Mall - only no one's interested. So Mr. Beetleman sends a message over the airwaves...
    • Beetlejuice's Parents
      Beetlejuice's Parents
      Season 1 - Episode 20
      Yes, you guessed it: Lydia and BJ go to see the latter's parents. His mother is a neat freak and his father is a workaholic - just how far from the tree did Beetlejuice fall?
    • Skeletons In the Closet
      Skeletons In the Closet
      Season 1 - Episode 3
      The skeletons in BJ's closet have accumulated so much over the years that the closet finally bursts. The skeletons drift astray, telling people the truths Beetlejuice had always hidden from them.
    • Out Of My Mind
      Out Of My Mind
      Season 1 - Episode 5
      BJ and Lydia have a fight, and Lydia banishes the ghost to the Neitherworld. Beetlejuice foolishly makes the comment that he can't get Lydia out of his mind, and accidentally teleports her there. Lydia meets up with BJ's wimpy Will Power and overbearing Prank Factor - can she convince Will to stand up to Prankenstein? And how will she ever get out of BJ's head?moreless
    • Critter Sitters
      Critter Sitters
      Season 1 - Episode 1
      BJ needs some cash to buy Lydia a present so when she gets a job baby-sitting, he follows suit. But Neitherworld babies are a bit more of a handful than Outerworld ones, and BJ gets dragged before Judge Mental for a long string of offences. Can Lydia keep him from getting thrown to the Sandworms?moreless
    • A Ghoul And His Money
      A Ghoul And His Money
      Season 3 - Episode 8
      Beetlejuice wins a whole lot of money -under one stipulation: he can't juice anyone or the cash gets revoked. The situation is embraced warmly by the Neitherworld's stinking rich (who stink in more ways than BJ does).
    • Time Flies
      Time Flies
      Season 4 - Episode 34
      It's the anniversary of the day BJ and Lydia met, and BJ presents Lydia with a watch. But time flies, and Beetlejuice and Lydia follow the escaped watch through the Sands Of Time, where they meet Grandfather Time. BJ gives the poor old geezer a cog-attack, thoroughly messing up the flow of Time. They must get Time restarted or nothing will be the same again.moreless
    • Laugh of the Party
      Laugh of the Party
      Season 1 - Episode 8
      It's Halloween and Clare's throwing the biggest bash in Peaceful Pines - until Lydia announces that she, too will throw a party. But there are a few problems: 1) all she has to wear is a cute pink bunny costume; 2) there will be no food or decorations; 3) no one is coming. Well, never fear, Mr. Beetleman is here! Beetlejuice introduces Peaceful Pines to 'Party People In a Can', and boy, the town will never be the same.moreless
    • Spooky Tree
      Spooky Tree
      Season 1 - Episode 7
      Lydia's favorite tree, Spooky, is slated to be cut down so the road can be widened. Beetlejuice, in a fit of generosity, grants Spooky with the gift of locomotion, allowing the tree to run rampant through the town. Finally, kind-hearted Spooky is replanted somewhere he can be really happy.
    • Cousin B.J.
      Cousin B.J.
      Season 1 - Episode 19
      Lydia's Aunt Zapora and Uncle Danport (Delia's family) and Aunt May and Uncle Clyde (Charles' family) come for a visit. To liven things up, Beetlejuice poses as "Cousin B.J.", and boy, does he liven things up!
    • Generally Hysterical Hospital
      Generally Hysterical Hospital
      Season 4 - Episode 48
      Lydia trips on Beetlejuice's misplaced marbles and sprains her ankle, so BJ takes her to a Neitherworld hospital for treatment. But a greedy resident doctor is looking to make a quick buck and kidnaps Lydia with the intention of charging admission to the public to witness a 'total body transplant' - with BJ as the surgeon!moreless
    • Bad Neighbor Beetlejuice
      Bad Neighbor Beetlejuice
      Season 1 - Episode 10
      BJ's neighbors kick him out, so he tries to be a 'good neighbor.' But unfortunately, BJ's idea of a good neighbor isn't quite the same one his friends have. It looks like Beetlejuice is out of a place to stay - until he proves to the others that there is *one* thing that he's good for.moreless
    • Poopsie
      Season 1 - Episode 15
      The Monster Across the Street is going to a Monster Across the Street convention and he leaves Poopsie in Beetlejuice's care for the day.
    • Back-To-School Ghoul
      Back-To-School Ghoul
      Season 3 - Episode 2
      When BJ's License To Drive People Crazy is revoked, he finds out that it's because he never finished kindergarten. He goes back, but can he pass the Final Final?
    • Vidiots
      Season 4 - Episode 25
      A video game called Scourge sucks Lydia and Beetlejuice into cyberspace, and they must outsmart the computer if they ever hope to escape.
    • A Dandy Handy Man
      A Dandy Handy Man
      Season 1 - Episode 4
      Lydia is getting ready for the big photo show, but she can't decide which of her pictures is the best. Beetlejuice loves all of her work, and decides he wants to buy whichever photo she picks - but he doesn't have any money. (Un)fortunately, the Deetzes kitchen sink has sprung a leak, so BJ hatches a plan to pose as a handyman, fix the leak, and make a quick buck. But his Neitherworld tools won't stand for being used.moreless
    • Creepy Cookies
      Creepy Cookies
      Season 4 - Episode 12
      When Lydia joins the Happy-Faced Girls, Beetlejuice laughs - until he finds out how much money a cookie drive can pull in. He rushes back to the Neitherworld where he assembles the Sappy-Face Ghouls and gives them some of his homemade cookies to sell in Peaceful Pines. Too bad the cookies are haunted!moreless
    • It's A Wonderful Afterlife
      It's A Wonderful Afterlife
      Season 4 - Episode 28
      Yes, you've guessed it: Beetlejuice has an off day and wishes he had never met any of his friends. Clarence Sale shows up and shows him what the Neitherworld - and the real world - would be like without him. Seeing Lydia miserable and friendless convinces BJ to change his mind, and Clarence is rewarded for his trouble with a shiny new car.moreless
    • Beetlebones
      Season 4 - Episode 15
      Beetlejuice's sophisticated skeleton escapes from his skin and runs off. Lydia, Jacques, and BJ's skin must recapture Beetlebones - before the Skeleton Crew does.
    • It's A Big, Big, Big, Big Ape
      It's A Big, Big, Big, Big Ape
      Season 4 - Episode 55
      When Captain Kidder washes up on the beach babbling of a 90-ft-tall, singing, dancing ape on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean, chaos breaks out. Between BJ and Lydia, Jacques and Ginger, The Monster and Poopsie, The Mayor and Mrs. Bugsly, Chester Slime and Armhold Musclehugger, and Scuzzo and Fuzzo, who will reach the island - and the valuable ape - first?moreless
    • A-Ha!
      Season 2 - Episode 10
      When Doomie disappears BJ becomes the famed Neitherworld detective Sherlock Homely in order to track him down.
    • Campfire Ghouls
      Campfire Ghouls
      Season 1 - Episode 11
      Beetlejuice (disguised as Betty Juice), Lydia, Bertha and Prudence go camping in the Neitherwoods. Bertha and Prudence have never been camping and BJ is sure that they're just a couple of lost cases - until Bertha and Prudence convince him otherwise.
    • The Chromozone
      The Chromozone
      Season 4 - Episode 54
      Beetlejuice gets pulled into The Chromazone, a Twilight Zone spoof. There, BJ has to help Tod Sperling defeat Ima Loony, one of his creations who has begun writing her own scripts. But BJ loses his mind (literally) in the process. If Lydia can't get into the Chromozone in time, BJ will be brainless forever, not to mention vapid.moreless
    • Poe Pourri
      Poe Pourri
      Season 4 - Episode 13
      Edgar Allen Poe comes to BJ's Roadhouse in search of his lost Lenore. This is followed by a series of nightmares Beetlejuice experiences that are loosely based on Poe's works.
    • Bizarre Bazaar
      Bizarre Bazaar
      Season 1 - Episode 13
      Miss Shannon teams up Lydia and Clare to run this year's haunted house at the bazaar. Lydia's got some good and scary ideas, but Clare's got other plans...Not to worry, 'cause BJ's got some plans of his own.
    • In The Schticks
      In The Schticks
      Season 4 - Episode 39
      When Beetlejuice and Lydia pull a scam, Lydia gets sentenced to washing dishes at The Last Resort Resort on the River Schticks. Beetlejuice, haunted by memories of his Uncle Sid and Aunt Irma, who used to take him to the Last Resort Resort when he was a baby, rushes to Lydia's rescue. Can they survive the awful jokes that abound everywhere on the River Schticks?moreless
    • Dr. Beetle And Mr. Juice
      Dr. Beetle And Mr. Juice
      Season 2 - Episode 7
      Beetlejuice invents a cologne that changes the personality of anyone it comes in contact with into its polar opposite. When Lydia gets sprayed with it, she becomes a wild, prank-pulling criminal, and, taking Beetlejuice along for the ride, wreaks more havoc on the Neitherworld than BJ's ever been responsible for.
    • Not So Peaceful Pines
      Not So Peaceful Pines
      Season 4 - Episode 65
      Beetlejuice does the Mayor of Peaceful Pines a favor, but the Mayor renigs on his promise of a cash reward. So Beetlejuice, in a fit of anger, splits his personality into his good and his bad sides, and the bad side wreaks havoc on the town. Lydia and the good side are forced to fetch Dr. Zigmund Void to help remedy the situation.moreless
    • Quit While You're A Head
      Quit While You're A Head
      Season 1 - Episode 18
      Beetlejuice's head is kidnapped by headhunters. With the help of Captain Kidder, Lydia and BJ's body track the hunters down to Nobody Atoll, where they must face more than just head hunters.
    • A Very Grimm Fairy Tale
      A Very Grimm Fairy Tale
      Season 4 - Episode 51
      Beetlejuice is threatened into telling the Sappy-Faced Ghouls a fairy tale, and they don't want to hear one they already know. But they know them all! BJ finally resorts to inventing a story on the spot, featuring himself, Lydia, Flubbo, and other Neitherworld characters.
    • Wizard Of Ooze
      Wizard Of Ooze
      Season 4 - Episode 52
      Yes, this is a Wizard Of Oz spoof. Lydia is Dorothy, BJ is the Scarecrow, Jacques is the Bone Woodsman, the Monster is the Lion, and Ginger is Toto. But you'll never guess who's the Wizard!
    • Dragster Of Doom
      Dragster Of Doom
      Season 2 - Episode 1
      Beetlejuice and Lydia decide that it's time for them to have a car of their own, so they rebuild a salvaged one they find in a Neitherworld wrecking yard. But BJ delivers Lydia an abnormal carburetor for installation...and although the car they create looks normal at first, it soon becomes evident that he's *quite* abnormal.moreless
    • The Really Odd Couple
      The Really Odd Couple
      Season 2 - Episode 9
      When Beetlejuice blows up the Monster Across the Street's house, he is obligated to take the Monster and Poopsie in (or Jacques and Ginger will tell on him). Desperate to rid himself of his unwanted roommates, BJ even tries rebuilding the Monster's house for him - only to find out that the Monster *likes* the Roadhouse! What will BJ do?moreless
    • The Birdbrain Of Alcatraz
      The Birdbrain Of Alcatraz
      Season 4 - Episode 47
      Scuzzo frames Beetlejuice for stealing bad jokes, and gets him sent to The Big House. It's up to Lydia to gather up the evidence she needs to spring Beetlejuice - and then to get the Governor to listen to her story. Meanwhile, BJ copes with afterlife under the disturbingly nurturing watch of Warden June Cleaver.moreless
    • The Big Face Off
      The Big Face Off
      Season 1 - Episode 2
      It's Beetlejuice and Lydia versus the reigning King and Queen of Gross on a popular Neitherworld TV show. Do our heroes have any chance of winning the big gross-off with BJ feeling below par?
    • Goody Two Shoes
      Goody Two Shoes
      Season 4 - Episode 24
      It's 'Good Neighbor Day' in the Neitherworld, when being nice is a law. Of course, BJ won't stand for it, and causes trouble...which lures in Goody Two Shoes, a Fairy from the Bureau of Sweetness and Prissiness (BSnP). With a wave of her wand, Goody turns everyone into denizens of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood - what a fate!moreless
    • Scummer Vacation
      Scummer Vacation
      Season 2 - Episode 5
      Lydia's parents want to go on a vacation, so Beetlejuice, posing as Mr. Beetleman, offers his services as a tour guide - in the Neitherworld.
    • Scare And Scare Alike
      Scare And Scare Alike
      Season 2 - Episode 2
      It's Scary Fool's Day in the Neitherworld and BJ and Lydia are trying to outdo each other.
    • Running Scared
      Running Scared
      Season 2 - Episode 8
      Beetlejuice (as Betty Juice) runs for class president against Clare as Lydia watches helplessly. Both campaigns are hopelessly overdone...will either of them get *any* votes?
    • Mr. Beetlejuice Goes To Town
      Mr. Beetlejuice Goes To Town
      Season 4 - Episode 33
      When Mayor Maynot threatens to tear down the Roadhouse to make room for a new superhighway, Beetlejuice runs for office - and wins. But it is soon apparent that BJ is an even more corrupt mayor than the last one, and it's up to his friends to get him de-elected before he gets too out of hand.moreless
    • Stage Fright
      Stage Fright
      Season 1 - Episode 6
      Miss Shannon's school is putting on Romeo and Juliet, and Lydia tries out for the part of Juliet. But Clare wants it too and sabotages Lydia's audition. For revenge, Lydia becomes the costume designer and designs a costume she knows Clare will hate - but BJ's got other plans for revenge.moreless
    • Mom's Best Friend
      Mom's Best Friend
      Season 3 - Episode 1
      When Beetlejuice is collared while in dog form, he gets stuck that way. Lydia calls him to the Outerworld where Delia promptly adopts him as the dog she always wanted.
    • Prince Of The Neitherworld
      Prince Of The Neitherworld
      Season 1 - Episode 17
      Neitherworld royalty Prince Vince falls in love with Lydia and asks BJ for some help in winning her heart. After landing himself a job as Vince's court jester, Beetlejuice agrees - but quickly changes his mind when it looks like Lydia prefers Vince's company to his.
    • It's the Pits
      It's the Pits
      Season 1 - Episode 16
      Beetlejuice makes it big as an armpit musician, and throws his friends out in the cold.
    • Foreign Exchange
      Foreign Exchange
      Season 4 - Episode 20
      When a beautiful Scandinavian exchange student arrives at Miss Shannon's school, Clare thinks she will burst with envy - until she relieves her fury by embarrassing the exchange student in front of everybody. To get even, Lydia and BJ send Clare to be an exchange student herself - in the Neitherworld.moreless
    • Brinkadoom
      Season 4 - Episode 19
      BJ, Lydia, and Doomie accidentally tumble into Brinkadoom, a cursed village which disappears for an eternity as soon as all its inhabitants fall asleep. Can they find their way out before that happens?
    • Pest O' The West
      Pest O' The West
      Season 1 - Episode 12
      BJ takes Lydia on a trip to a Neitherworld Wild West town, where the locals promptly make Beetlejuice their new sheriff. Can you guess why? Naturally, its because Bully the Crud is on his way to run the sheriff out of town. Bully 'develops' an instant crush on Lydia and drags her off to the wedding least Lydia's insistent on keeping her last name.moreless
    • Spitting Image
      Spitting Image
      Season 3 - Episode 5
      When BJ gets split while in amoebae form, Lydia suddenly finds herself in double the weirdness as usual. And it just goes to prove that no one can get along with Beetlejuice - not even himself.
    • Ship Of Ghouls
      Ship Of Ghouls
      Season 4 - Episode 26
      Beetlejuice wins two tickets for an ocean cruise (illegally, I might add), and takes Lydia on a very...odd...vacation on the high seas.
    • Sore Feet
      Sore Feet
      Season 4 - Episode 3
      Beetlejuice's feet decide they aren't being treated right and strike out on their own. BJ must find them before they get themselves in trouble.
    • Fast Food
      Fast Food
      Season 4 - Episode 4
      It's BJ and Lydia's Frankenburgers vs. Scuzzo's Clown Burgers in the biggest fast-food-fight of the century.
    • Robbin Juice Of Sherweird Forest
      Robbin Juice Of Sherweird Forest
      Season 4 - Episode 58
      Yes, Beetlejuice moves to Sherweird Forest and attempts to steal from the rich and...what was that other part again? Oh well. But then the Sheriff of RottingHam kidnaps Lydia and he must rescue her from Prince John DonJuan, the Sherweird Florist, before she crumbles under his bad puns.
    • Midnight Scum
      Midnight Scum
      Season 4 - Episode 59
      Donnyjuice is a wanted man with a huge price on his head--which makes for a perfect opportunity for Beetlejuice to get a little 'closer' to his brother (with the aid of handcuffs, of course). But BJ isn't the only reward-seeker on the scene: he must contend with Deader Alive, the famous bounty hunter from Neitherworld TV.moreless
    • Forget Me Nuts
      Forget Me Nuts
      Season 4 - Episode 46
      Beetlejuice loses his memory (he's beaned by a satellite), so Lydia takes him to see Dr. Zigmund Void. Void splits BJ's personality, and takes the clone and Lydia within BJ's body by way of a shrinking submersible. They have to find out what is causing BJ's inability to access his memory banks before time runs out and they return to normal size.moreless
    • Scarecrow
      Season 2 - Episode 12
      Beetlejuice takes a job as a scarecrow at a beetle farm.
    • Poultrygeist
      Season 4 - Episode 27
      A leftover chicken in BJ's fridge turns undead and haunts the Roadhouse in the form of the most dreaded of all specters - a Poultrygeist! Can Beetlejuice and Lydia banish it before sleep deprivation claims BJ's last remaining shreds of sanity?
    • Driven Crazy
      Driven Crazy
      Season 2 - Episode 4
      Beetlejuice, Lydia and Doomie enter the Neitherworld Groan Prix, where they face possible defeat by Scuzzo and Fuzzo.
    • Pranks For The Memories
      Pranks For The Memories
      Season 4 - Episode 8
      BJ's got Scuzzo's brain, Scuzzo's got no brain, and BJ's brain is out to rule the Neitherworld.
    • Them Bones, Them Bones, Them Funny Bones
      Lydia is to MC at her school's talent night, but she's afraid she isn't funny enough. So - BJ lends her his funny bone. But what's Beetlejuice without a funny bone??
    • Journey To The Centre Of The Neitherworld
      To get out of housework, BJ passes the time away telling Lydia about the time he and Jacques journeyed to the centre of the Neitherworld to rescue Vern Jewels, who was being held prisoner by Captain Nemo (who wanted to be rewritten into a hero role).
    • King BJ
      King BJ
      Season 4 - Episode 62
      Beetlejuice and Lydia go to visit Merlin and discover that the great magician is plotting to overthrow the King. But when BJ pulls the Board from the Bone, he becomes the new King, and Merlin summons the dreaded B.O. Wolf to wipe him out. It's a middle-age crisis for BJ.
    • Bewitched, Bothered And Beetlejuiced
      It's Halloween, and Lydia is spending the night in the Neitherworld. Unfortunately, Percy tags along and gets catnapped by a witch and taken to the Witches' Ball. Beetlejuice and Lydia must masquerade as witches to sneak in and get Percy back.
    • Queasy Rider
      Queasy Rider
      Season 4 - Episode 5
      Beetlejuice gets tired of Doomie's tendency to be nice, so he builds a new vehicle: Road Hawg, the meanest chopper around, but Doomie's the only one who can save BJ from Road Hawg's vicious new gang.
    • Caddy Shock
      Caddy Shock
      Season 4 - Episode 9
      Lydia is stuck competing against Clare in her school's golf P.E. course (hey, it's a private school, after all), and Clare just happens to be the reigning teen golf champ of Peaceful Pines. In an attempt to help Lydia out, BJ teleports Clare to a Neitherworld country club, where she is turned into a golf trophy. Now Beetlejuice and Lydia have to win the golf tournament and get Clare back.moreless
    • Sappiest Place On Earth
      Sappiest Place On Earth
      Season 4 - Episode 18
      When the Happy Face Girls' outing is called on account of rain, BJ (as Denmother MacCree) takes them to Grislyland, the Neitherworld's newest theme park. But Grislyland's patron cartoon character, Bartholomew Batt, is out for more than a profitable enterprise...Why? Because he's a typical cartoon villain, that's why!
    • Substitute Creature
      Substitute Creature
      Season 4 - Episode 41
      Lydia makes a (foolish) wish that Beetlejuice could teach her class for a day, and he grants it. He takes Lydia, Clare, Bertha and Prudence on a trip to "Historyland" in the Neitherworld, where they learn a bit more than history - like never trust a professor in a striped suit.moreless
    • Recipe For Disaster
      Recipe For Disaster
      Season 4 - Episode 40
      Lydia's Caesar salad comes to life and attempts to take over the Neitherworld with his legion of surly vegetables. Can BJ and Lydia usurp Caesar and get the rightful rulers of Aroma back on the throne?
    • Ghost Writer In The Sky
      Ghost Writer In The Sky
      Season 4 - Episode 29
      Beetlejuice publishes his auto-dieography and is heralded as one of the finest authors of all time. But the lies he tells about his friends in the book come back to haunt him, big time.
    • Pat On the Back
      Pat On the Back
      Season 1 - Episode 14
      BJ says he deserves a 'pat on the back' and he gets one, in the form of a weird little guy with an Irishoid accent who actually grows out of his back. Pat then proceeds to get Beetlejuice in a lot of trouble with the Mayor, and only Lydia has the insight to help him out of it.moreless
    • The Prince Of Rock and Roll
      The Prince Of Rock and Roll
      Season 3 - Episode 7
      Prince Vince wishes that his subjects would love him, so he decides to be a rock and roll star. But his music is so depressing everyone would hate it - in order to spare his feelings, Lydia tells him his music is wonderful. The bad effect of this is, now Prince Vince is on perpetual tour. With the entire Neitherworld depressed beyond hope, it may be time for Lydia to tell Vince the truth.moreless
    • Worm Welcome
      Worm Welcome
      Season 1 - Episode 9
      Beetlejuice has a run-in with a newly-hatched Sandworm, and Lydia accidentally calls him out of the Neitherworld while he's in contact with it, so they both teleport to the Outerworld. While the Neitherworld locals think that Beetlejuice is responsible for banishing the Sandworm and dub him a hero, the baby Sandworm is now in danger from a pair of human hunters. As much as BJ hates Sandworms, can Lydia ever convince him to help save its life?moreless
    • The Son Dad Never Had
      The Son Dad Never Had
      Season 2 - Episode 13
      When Lydia is too busy to spend time with Charles, Beetlejuice (seeing a scam) steps in as Cousin BJ and cons Charles into spending time with (and money on) him.
    • Snugglejuice
      Season 4 - Episode 38
      Its Pranksgiving in the Neitherworld, and Beetlejuice's rival Pondscum ("Pondscum...Germs Pondscum") looks as if he's going to beat out BJ for the title of Grand High Prankster. Pondscum proves himself to be lower than a Sandworm's belly when he frames BJ for a crime he didn't commit and gets him sentenced to rehabilitation in NeitherNeitherLand. Beetlejuice comes out of the ordeal as Snugglejuice, the Cutest Being in the Neitherworld. Can Lydia reverse the process (and help BJ win the Prank Tournament)?moreless
    • Uncle B.J.'s Roadhouse
      Uncle B.J.'s Roadhouse
      Season 2 - Episode 11
      A Peewee's Playhouse spoof.
    • Hotel Hello
      Hotel Hello
      Season 4 - Episode 23
      Charles really needs a weekend to relax, so Mr. Beetleman takes the Deetzes to Hotel Hello in the Neitherworld. But with Charles stressing out over every little thing, not to mention a vampire after Delia's neck, what kind of vacation will it turn out to be?
    • Smell-A-Thon
      Season 4 - Episode 16
      When BJ finds out about the Save-The-Whales Telethon Lydia is involved in, he gets an idea: hold his own telethon and make a fortune! So he holds a Save-The-Smells Telethon to do just that - until he actually, truly, begins to believe in his cause. Who would have thought? Apparently nobody, because when the telethon money mysteriously disappears, Public Opinion rises squarely against Beetlejuice.moreless
    • The Miss Beauty-Juice Pageant
      The Miss Beauty-Juice Pageant
      Season 4 - Episode 17
      Beetlejuice wants to enter the First Neitherworld Beauty Pageant (the prize is a Ton O' Cash), but is turned down because he's a man. Determined to win the prize, BJ launches a "Men Are Beautiful Too" campaign, closely followed by a "Disgusting Is Beautiful Too" campaign. Finally, the pageant is opened to everybody. But if everybody is in the pageant, who's left to even watch it?moreless
    • Raging Skull
      Raging Skull
      Season 4 - Episode 2
      Jacques tries to achieve his afterlife-long dream of becoming Mr. Neitherworld, with one obstacle: namely, Armhold Musclehugger, the current reigning King of Fitness. How can someone with no muscles possibly compete with someone built like a Greek god?
    • The Neitherworld's Least Wanted
      The Neitherworld's Least Wanted
      Season 4 - Episode 56
      Four of Beetlejuice's worst enemies - and LipScum - are organized together by a mysterious gangster named Mr. Big who's got BJ's number. His plan: trick BJ into separating his body parts and be unable to reunite them, until sundown desroys him. Naturally, Mr. Monitor is on the scene to gather ratings.moreless
    • Super Zeroes
      Super Zeroes
      Season 4 - Episode 49
      Beetlejuice tries to cash in on the superhero trend sweeping the Neitherworld by becoming...UltraBeetleMan! With Lydia as his cub reporter sidekick, UBM sets out to thwart crime. Uh...If only there was any. Suddenly, Mt. Gushmore, Scumdon Bridge, The Fallen Arches of Triumph, the Awful Tower--and Lydia--are shrunk by four menacing business tycoons ("Honey, I Shrunk the Lyds"). Can UBM save the day?moreless
    • You're History
      You're History
      Season 4 - Episode 1
      Beetlejuice gets a bunch of famous dead historical figures to appear on Neitherworld TV.
    • Cabin Fever
      Cabin Fever
      Season 4 - Episode 30
      After spending all day curing Lydia of her measles, Beetlejuice gets Cabin Fever - and then is quarantined to the Roadhouse. How can Lydia help BJ get over Cabin Fever if they can't go outside? They'll think of *something*...
    • Keeping Up With The Boneses
      Keeping Up With The Boneses
      Season 4 - Episode 7
      When BJ's new, rich neighbors move in, Beetlejuice goes out and gets himself a Monster Charge Card so he can have a bigger house and more stuff. But when the repo-men arrive, BJ has to make a tough choice.
    • Ghoul Of My Dreams
      Ghoul Of My Dreams
      Season 4 - Episode 42
      The Monster and Monstress have a falling-out, and Beetlejuice takes advantage of the situation by spinning their misery off into a highly rated TV program.
    • How Green Is My Gallery
      How Green Is My Gallery
      Season 4 - Episode 6
      Delia's art is a flop in Peaceful Pines, so Delia and BJ decide to take her to a Neitherworld art colony, where her art will be truly appreciated. But with the good comes the bad!
    • Beauty And The Beetle
      Beauty And The Beetle
      Season 4 - Episode 11
      Coincidentally on the very same day Lydia has doubts about her own beauty, the great beast Thing Thong, who steals beautiful things because he feels he is himself ugly, kidnaps her. While Lydia helps Thong find confidence in himself, Beetlejuice tries to 'save' her in the guise of the famed adventurer Grimdiana Bones.moreless
    • Ghost To Ghost
      Ghost To Ghost
      Season 3 - Episode 4
      Delia holds a seance and summons Lydia's favorite (deceased) actor, Boris To Death. Although Lydia is thrilled by the visit, BJ is less than ecstatic. But when Boris reveals his evil plan to kick the Deetzes out of their home, Lydia has to change her opinion, and quick.
    • A Star Is Bored
      A Star Is Bored
      Season 4 - Episode 36
      Beetlejuice becomes the Neitherworld's grossest movie star, and finds that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. Lydia then has to help him back into poverty by "cleaning up his act."
    • Oh, Brother!
      Oh, Brother!
      Season 4 - Episode 37
      Oh, horrors! Beetlejuice's perfect brother Donnyjuice comes to visit, leaving BJ feeling...a bit down and out. Down-And-Outback, actually. Donny and Lydia set out to cheer Beetlejuice up before he does something drastic.
    • Moby Richard
      Moby Richard
      Season 4 - Episode 44
      Beetlejuice and Lydia put on 'Disasterpiece Theatre,' and decide to do Moby Dick as their first episode. But Moby "Richard" refuses to change the classic to suit Beetlejuice's notions of what a classic should be, and quits - but not without insulting BJ first. BJ lets the character of Captain Ahab take him over, and leads the others on a dangerous mission through Sandworm Land to get revenge on the whale.moreless
    • Two Heads Are Better Than None
      Two Heads Are Better Than None
      Season 4 - Episode 10
      Beetlejuice says the wrong thing and gets his head put onto the Monster's body - now the Monster's got two heads, and BJ's body is left to wander.
    • Beetle Geezer
      Beetle Geezer
      Season 4 - Episode 50
      Lydia treats her grandmother as if she's too old to do anything, and Grandma gets sick of it. With the help of Beetlejuice (disguised as Mr. Beetleman's father Grandpa Beetleman), Grandma Deetz takes all the other disgruntled inhabitants of the old folk's home on a wild tour of the Neitherworld.
    • Doomie's Romance
      Doomie's Romance
      Season 3 - Episode 3
      Doomie falls in love with the Mayor's pink car (which Doomie dubs 'Pinky'). The down side is, Pinky isn't alive like Doomie. Besides that, both Beetlejuice and Mayor Maynot are adamantly against the relationship. How can this story possibly have a happy ending?
    • To Beetle Or Not Beetle
      To Beetle Or Not Beetle
      Season 4 - Episode 35
      Lydia has to write a paper on Shakespeare for her English class, but can't understand his plays. So BJ takes her to the Neitherworld to meet Shakey's characters, who turn out to be rather disgruntled with their roles. When they kidnap Lydia and try to force her to rewrite their plays, BJ must rescue her; then it's up to the both of them to cure Shakespeare of his monumental writer's block.moreless
    • Catmandu Got Your Tongue
      Catmandu Got Your Tongue
      Season 4 - Episode 63
      A black cat burglar makes off with BJ's tongue and takes it to Catmandu. BJ, after 'borrowing' the Monster's tongue, joins the Forlorn Legion with Jacques to storm Catmandu and get his stolen property back.
    • Beetledude
      Season 3 - Episode 10
      The Deetzes get new neighbors, and the new kid on the block, Ramon, wants to be just like Mr. Beetleman. But its a lot harder to get out of trouble after grossing people out when you don't have magic, so Lydia is forced to instruct BJ to "de-Beetlejuice" Ramon.
    • Gold Rush Fever
      Gold Rush Fever
      Season 4 - Episode 60
      BJ is bitten by the gold bug (yes, literally), and contracts the dreaded Gold Fever. He must find some gold or he'll never get well. But a claim jumper has his eye on BJ's prospect...Can Lydia, Jacques and Doomie save him?
    • What Makes BJ Run
      What Makes BJ Run
      Season 4 - Episode 53
      Mr. Monitor cancels Beetlejuice's show, and while Lydia gets her own children's show (which she hates), BJ goes to work in the mailroom. He quickly takes the opportunity to steal a colleague's show ideas and is rapidly promoted to Mr. Monitor's supervisor. But how long can it last?
    • Ear's Looking At You
      Ear's Looking At You
      Season 4 - Episode 14
      A Sam Spade spoof featuring two ears cut off from a family fortune.
    • Family Scarelooms
      Family Scarelooms
      Season 4 - Episode 21
      BJ's parents want to join the Society for the Oldest and Moldiest Families of the Neitherworld, but they need the Juice family coat of arms to prove their lineage. Unfortunately, the coat is somewhere in BJ's room, which hasn't been cleaned in, well...apparently it *hasn't* been cleaned.
    • Don't Beetlejuice And Drive
      Don't Beetlejuice And Drive
      Season 4 - Episode 57
      BJ and Doomie are caught distributing phony driver's licenses and sent to traffic school. But BJ's got a plan to escape, and winds up as...a hero?
    • Rotten Sports
      Rotten Sports
      Season 4 - Episode 32
      Beetlejuice recruits Lydia to coach Team BJ in the Neitherworld All-Ghoul Games. But the team is hopeless and the opposition is fierce - can Lydia motivate her friends enough to even dream of winning, especially Beetlejuice, who's devoted all his time to product endorsements?
    • Relatively Pesty
      Relatively Pesty
      Season 4 - Episode 61
      Beetlejuice inadvertently turns some ants into his Aunts--Auntie Pasto, Auntie Social, Auntie Septic, and Honey Aunt. The Aunts promptly begin getting Beetlejuice and Lydia into trouble (more than usual, anyway). If BJ can't get rid of them pronto, his landlord will throw him out.
    • Prairie Strife
      Prairie Strife
      Season 4 - Episode 43
      Beetlejuice inherits his Auntie Em's milk farm, located in the Wild West. But the infamous outlaw Jesse Germs has been threatening the locals - can BJ and Lydia thwart his insidious plan to scare everyone off the land?
    • The Unnatural
      The Unnatural
      Season 4 - Episode 45
      It's BJ's team against Scuzzo's team in the baseball event of the century! But after a few...uh...setbacks, that becomes BJ and Lydia, all alone, against Scuzzo's entire team. It's Sudden Death for the losers - and who will those losers be?
    • Highs-Ghoul Confidential
      Highs-Ghoul Confidential
      Season 4 - Episode 31
      While flipping through Beetlejuice's high school yearbook, Lydia is astounded to discover that her best friend was none other than Prom King! She presses BJ for the story, and he tells it - and it is one *doozy* of a tale.