Clare/Beetlejuice: Now here's something you don't see every day! (Turns into a giant green boil, and explodes slime all over the audience. Clare comes to covered in slime, back to normal.) Clare: Ohhhh, what happened? I.....(looks at herself, covered head to toe in slime.) AHHHHHHH!! (passes out)
Romeo: (to possessed Clare) "Thou art as glorious to this night, being over my head, as is a winged messenger." Clare/Beetlejuice: I'll give you a winged messenger. (Sends a cloud of bats to attack the Romeo actor.)
(After being possessed by Beetlejuice.) Clare: (Beetlejuice's voice) All right, Clare, let's get into character! Ahahahahahaha!! (Back on the stage) Romeo: "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? (Beetlejuice/Clare bursts through the cardboard castle and flies all around the stage.) Clare: Just me, Babes!! Hahahaha. Whoah, shouldn't have eaten that airline food.
(Clare throws away Lydia's dress she made for the play.) Clare: Oh well. (opens wardrobe to reveal a pink dress) At least I got my mom's designer to make me a original. Beetlejuice: (eavesdropping) You're an original all right, and nobody wants a sequel!
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