(stuck at home on Halloween night)
Barbara: You know what? Why don't we break open the Ouija board? (Erica gasps) You and Katie loved playing that when you were little.
Leo: Yeah, mom, when they were seven. Erica, what are you supposed to be?
Erica: Madonna. (sways as if dancing) Like a virgin?
Leo: Not likely to remain a virgin if she goes out like that tonight.