Dr. Tom: Congratulations! Junior editor, wow.
Erica: I HATE HER! HATE! I can't believe that she is gonna write about me and get paid for it!
Dr. Tom: It was your idea.
Erica: I WAS JOKING!
Dr. Tom: "A man has two reasons for doing anything - a good reason and the real reason." J.P. Morgan. So what's really eating you my friend?
Erica: Katie - that self-involved, overpaid, anecdote-sucking vampire!