(Andrea is onstage, spanking herself)
Erica: Brent …
Brent: Talk to the hand because the Brent isn't listening.
Erica: I need your help, Brent, I really do.
Brent: I tried to help you, you pushed me away. So why should I help you now?
Erica: Because I thought that I could do it all, because I was so determined to make today perfect that I just got lost in the details and … I refused to respect anyone else's opinion other than my own.
Brent: And …?
Erica: And I was a total, insane control freak?
Brent: Bingo. Alright, I will work my magic, but on one condition : you do everything I tell you to, no questions asked.
Erica: I promise.
Brent: Good. Alright, now let's get up on stage. If this book is your life, then … let's hear it. Whoa, that domestic discipline thing, is there a website?