Annie is taken to a bar by Mitchell and George to try and cheer her up on what would have been her wedding day. They introduce her to another ghost named Gilbert who died in 1985; together they try to figure out why she's trapped in limbo. Meanwhile Lauren won't leave Mitchell alone and George finds out that a nurse at work named Nina has taken a shine to him.
morelessGilbert: (as he begins to cross over): Come with me. Annie: I can't. Gilbert: I don't wanna go on my own. Annie: No I mean I can't. This isn't for me. This is your death. Gilbert: I just needed to meet you. All this time, I just needed to meet you.
Gilbert: Well, that was the dullest story I have ever heard. Nobody should make a film out of that. Thank God you met me. It's time you had some fun girl. Annie: I thought fun was a bourgeois concept.
George: So what needs to be resolved? Annie: Well if I knew that, it wouldn't need resolving, would it? Keep up!
Annie (regarding her grave): I've never seen it before. Gilbert: It's beautiful. Annie: Beautiful? I was 22 years old. I had my whole life to live. I was happy. I was in love.
Mitchell: You know what I think? The house was telling us. All that stuff about the pipes and the taps. It's like it was all part of you. It was your memories. They were ... George: ... affecting the plumbing. Mitchell: It's stopped now, hasn't it? Now everything's normal? George: Well that's something. Annie: Yeah. I find out that the love of my life killed me. But it's okay, because at least now we can wash up.
(George walks into the house.) George: I had sex with Nina last night. And it was bloody marvellous! Mitchell: Annie was killed by Owen. George: Five minutes. Could I not just have five minutes with the biggest news?
Gilbert: This mate of mine, he used to haunt the VIP toilets at Leyton Orient football club, singing Andrew Lloyd Webber's Variations, famously composed because of a bet he made with his cellist brother on an end of season match against Hull City on 1977. Anyway, they brought in this exorcist to speed up his spirit into the afterlife. Annie: And did it work? Gilbert: (nodding) One minute he was giving it "Tell me on a Sunday" and the next ...
Annie: Loads of people have had an experience with a ghost and if they haven't, they know someone who has. It is a lot more socially acceptable than you may think. They talk about it on Loose Women all the time.
Annie: Not just parsley sauce, there's boiled ham as well. I'm going to put it in a casserole dish and I'm going to take it round. George: Right. Well, okay, aside from the fact that's a mental idea on so many levels, do you think you could possibly do it another night? Only I have a friend coming over for dinner. A female friend. Annie: Oh, okay. So I'm contemplating resolving my death so that I can move on to the next dimension, and you're worrying about getting your leg over?
George: Hold on, we need to set some ground rules here about guests. Mitchell: Like what? George: Like don't kill them. Mitchell: Oh, such a bourgeois concept.
Annie: (talking about Owen) I'd like to be like his guardian angel and stop anything bad from happening to him. Gilbert: (looking at Owen's iPod) Can you stop him from listening to Michael Buble?
Janey: (to Owen) I think you like coming round here. You like hanging around with those two blokes pretending you're a teenager again. The first time you came round I smelt beer on your breath, after. You're not their friend. Let 'em get pally and they'll take advantage. Look what happened to my cousin. She got all matey with that scuba diver. Next thing you know, she's got a condom full of heroin, shoved up her special place.
Nina: A projector caught fire during an art history lecture at the language school. Most of them were asleep, apparently.
Gilbert: A silver mix of Euro Goth and French Chanson. Marc Almond described it as attempted suicide put on vinyl. Annie: Gosh. Crikey. Gilbert: I know.
George: Do you see what you've done? You've turned us into a "Hello, how are you" programme with the whole sodding neighbourhood. Mitchell: We're valued members of the local community. George: Yes, until we inadvertently kill one of them.
Mitchell: What are you two crazy kids going to do today? Annie: Oh, you know, just hang out. Have fun. George: This is fun? Gilbert: Fun is such a bourgeois concept. Annie: Oh. Great.
George: What's that face? Mitchell: It's just my face.
George: And where have you been young lady? Annie: I met up with Gilbert. We went to the cemetery. Mitchell: He knows how to show a girl a good time.
Mitchell: I never know with you if it's Jewish guilt or werewolf guilt. George: They're pretty much the same thing.
Gilbert: What's it like living with Mitchell and his mate? Annie: George? Yeah, it's great. It's great. I'm really grateful for the company, actually. Gilbert: You don't find it a bit ... violent? Annie: Violent? What do you mean? Gilbert: You know, when they kill people? Annie: Oh. No, no, they don't do that. Mitchell's on the wagon and George, he restricts himself to the odd rat or squirrel in the woods and he never brings it home.
Annie: Maybe we can go out. But just for a bit. Mitchell: Nice one. George, get your lead.
George: (voiceover) Love should be the opposite of death. It should be our biggest reason for wanting to be here. I mean, what else have we got? Football? Shoes? But, love gets complicated. It gets twisted up with other things like possession and heartbreak, lust and death.
Mitchell: Let's go to the chippy. George: Mitchell, I have two steaks in the fridge that go off if I don't eat them today and I'm bloody starving. Mitchell: If you want, I could grab the steaks and we could just make a dash. George: No way! I'm not eating raw meat like an animal just because a ghost is ovulating.
(Mitchell stops George from going into the kitchen.) Mitchell: We can't go in there. It's not safe. It's PMT. She wrote it on the calendar. George: How can she possibly have PMT? She's a ghost. Mitchell: I don't know. But it's not worth the risk.
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Original International Air Dates: United States: August 8, 2009 on BBC America Czech Republic: October 16, 2009 on AXN
Filming Locations: Totterdown, Bristol, UK. Bristol General Hospital.
Episode Music: (Artist - Song) Soft Cell - Tainted Love The Fall - High Tension Line The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma The Specials - Ghost Town Marc and the Mambas - In My Room Fun Boy Three - The Tunnel of Love Born Ruffians - Little Garcon Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart Soft Cell - Torch Echo and the Bunnymen - A Promise The Teardrop Explodes - Reward
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