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    Doom_123

    [41]May 11, 2006
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    I gots one!

    From  Permanent Retirement

    Ben: It's like attack of the old people!I got to get out of here!(Switches watch to Ghostfreak but goes to HeatBlast)

    *Ben walks out bathroom*

    Vera: AHHHH!FIRE!CALL 911!(Grabs Broom and hits Ben)

    HeatBlast: Ahh!Chill Lady!Lay off!Ow!

    Director: CUT!Let's try it again and Ben,please keep this under control!

    Take 2

    Ben: It's like attack of the old people!I've got to get out of here!(Switches to Stinkfly by accident)

    *Walks out bathroom*

    Vera: EEWW!A bug!Get it out!(Grabs swatter and hits ben)

    StinkFly: Cut it out!Don't make me call my Lawyer!Ow!

    Director: CUT AGAIN!Vera,let's try another actress!

    Take 3

    Ben: It's like attack of the old people!I've gotta get out of here!(Accidentally switches to Upgrade)

    *Walks out door and the new actress is madame Foster*

    Madame Foster: Oh,what a cute new imaginary Friend!What's your name?

    Upgrade: Uh...Say wha?

    Director: Cut!I am so changing my job to be a ballerina!

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    BeautyQueen247

    [42]May 12, 2006
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    OK here's another one. (Except I will be featuring Juniper Lee in this one instead of Foster's.)

    TOURIST TRAP

    Scene:: Ben and Gwen have just happened on their graffitized RV.

    Director: OK guys, this is an easy scene, so let's make it count. Action!

    *They arrive at the van*

    Ben: You am lame?! That's weak!

    Gwen: And don't even get me started on-

    *A giant plows through the buildings, causing a rumbling sound.*

    Director: Cut! What was that noise?!

    *The giant looms above them and grabs Gwen. Gwen screams as the giant flees with her.*

    Ben: GWEN!

    *As Ben goes after the giant, June lands in front of it*

    June: Ed! How many times do I have to tell you?! We do NOT kidnap characters from the other shows!!

    *Ed pauses, then whacks June out of the way and keeps walking. June crashes into Ben.*

    Ben: OOF! Urgh, this isn't working.

    June: Just great, he's gone already. It'll take a miracle to catch up to them now.

    Ben: Miracle's my middle name! Wanna team up?

    June: Eh, fine by me.

    (Later, at the Juniper Lee set)

    *Ed laughs as Gwen shakes the bars of her cage.*

    Gwen: Errgh! Let...me...OUT!

    *Ed laughs even harder, but stops when someone taps his shoulder*

    Fourarms: *sing-song* Oh Eddie!

    *Ed turns around. Fourarms punches him square in the stomach. June follows up with an uppercut, and a fight ensues.*

    (3 minutes later)

    *A hog-tied Ed groans as Ben and June free Gwen. The three then walk back to the Ben 10 set.*

    Ben: Whew! I needed that!

    Gwen: I didn't! Frankly, I got just three words for that guy: MEDICATED FOOT POWDER!

    *Ben and June laugh*

    June: Well I better get back to the set. This one goes live tomorrow.

    Ben: Oh, sure thing. Well, see ya later then.

    June: Bye! *leaves*

    Director: About time you two got back! OK now let's get back to that scene.
    Edited on 05/12/2006 8:06pm
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    bobobofan2112

    [43]May 12, 2006
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    Edited on 08/30/2006 2:57pm
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    bobobofan2112

    [44]May 12, 2006
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    Edited on 05/12/2006 8:37pm
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    ponic3

    [45]May 14, 2006
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    One from and then there were 10

    Grandpa: start another fire they will destroy each other
    Ben: *starts fire and it gets worse* I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WILL DESTROY EACH OTHER
    Grandpa: what I'm not a fire man *leaves*

    this is from that one with the crook lady who becomes a drone

    Ben: heros don't hit girls
    Gwen: good to know *goes to punch* hold on can we cut I mean why do we always have to fight there is enough-
    director: CUT!!!! Gwen what did I tell you about saying that stuff on set
    Gwen: I'M SICK OF TAKING ORDERS FROM YOU FIGHT THE MAN POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!

    Next one from Secrets

    Grandpa: ok I wasn't always your average plumber *fires weapon* opps
    Director: ok lets try again ACTION!!!
    Grandpa: I wasn't always your average *fires weapon and takes out camera 2* opps
    Director: WILL YOU PUT THE SAFTEY ON THAT THING!!!!!!
    Grandpa: sure thing *puts saftey on*
    Director: Ok ACTION!!!
    Grandpa: I wasn't always your average *bends backwards* AAAHHHH MY BACK MAN WE NEED TO TAKE A 3 DAY BREAK!!!!
    Director: forget it bring in the stunt double *bloo walks in*
    Bloo: why do I have to do this
    Director: 1.) consider it pay back 2.) I want to see Vilgax step on you
    Bloo: wait a second *fires weapon and destroys set*
    Director: uh lets take a 3 day break
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    BeautyQueen247

    [46]May 14, 2006
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    (The lady crook episode was The Alliance)
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    BeautyQueen247

    [47]May 14, 2006
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    From A SMALL PROBLEM

    Scene:: GreyMatter is about to be dissected.

    Director: Action!

    GreyMatter: Please! This isn't really necessary. I'm just as grey on the inside as I am on the out.

    *An organization scientist straps GreyMatter onto the slab*

    Scientist: Prepare subject for- *coughs* for di- *wheezes and removes his helmet, gasping for air* I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS THING!

    Director: CUT! Who was in charge of the airholes?

    Bloo: Who else?

    Director: What?! I never hired you!

    Bloo: Well you would've. You just missed my resume. It's much more impressive than the other guy's.

    Director: *holds up a scribbled, food-stained mess of a resume* Yeah right.
    Edited on 05/15/2006 6:36pm
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [48]May 25, 2006
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    From Permanent Retirement when they get out of the RV and Ben comments on the heat:

    (Take one)

    Gwen: Turn around and I'll cool you off!
    Ben: What?! (Turns around completely)
    Gwen: (Shoots Ben's crotch with her water gun) Ha ha, you wet your pants!
    (Shift to image of Grandpa Max with a wet spot on his crotch)
    Grandpa Max: Shut up! It's a serious medical problem!

    (Take two)

    Gwen: Turn around and I'll cool you off!
    Ben: What?! (Turns around completely)
    Gwen: (Shoots Ben's crotch with her water gun) Ha ha, you wet your pants!
    Ben: (whining and starting to cry) How did you know?! I thought the water would cover it up!
    Grandpa Max: (off screen) Maybe I should let him borrow some of my Depends.
    Gwen and Ben: (shutter) .
    Edited on 05/25/2006 3:18pm
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    BeautyQueen247

    [49]May 25, 2006
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    YumiandMe4ever wrote:

    From Permanent Retirement when they get out of the RV and Ben comments on the heat:

    (Take one)

    Gwen: Turn around and I'll cool you off!
    Ben: What?! (Turns around completely)
    Gwen: (Shoots Ben's crotch with her water gun) Ha ha, you wet your pants!
    (Shift to image of Grandpa Max with a wet spot on his crotch)
    Grandpa Max: Shut up! It's a serious medical problem!

    (Take two)

    Gwen: Turn around and I'll cool you off!
    Ben: What?! (Turns around completely)
    Gwen: (Shoots Ben's crotch with her water gun) Ha ha, you wet your pants!
    Ben: (whining and starting to cry) How did you know?! I thought the water would cover it up!
    Grandpa Max: (off screen) Maybe I should let him borrow some of my Depends.
    Gwen and Ben: (shutter) .
    Grandpa Max with bladder issues? Eew. And on Ben? Even more 'Eew'.
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    sheerbeauty

    [50]May 25, 2006
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    YumiandMe4ever wrote:
    From Permanent Retirement when they get out of the RV and Ben comments on the heat:

    (Take one)

    Gwen: Turn around and I'll cool you off!
    Ben: What?! (Turns around completely)
    Gwen: (Shoots Ben's crotch with her water gun) Ha ha, you wet your pants!
    (Shift to image of Grandpa Max with a wet spot on his crotch)
    Grandpa Max: Shut up! It's a serious medical problem!

    (Take two)

    Gwen: Turn around and I'll cool you off!
    Ben: What?! (Turns around completely)
    Gwen: (Shoots Ben's crotch with her water gun) Ha ha, you wet your pants!
    Ben: (whining and starting to cry) How did you know?! I thought the water would cover it up!
    Grandpa Max: (off screen) Maybe I should let him borrow some of my Depends.
    Gwen and Ben: (shutter) .

    These appeal to my mean side XD

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    YumiandMe4ever

    [51]May 26, 2006
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    This is a continuation of one I did for A Small Problem:

    (Take two)

    Ben: Don't make me go Four Arms on you!
    (Tansforms into Wildmutt)
    Gwen: We so have to get that fixed.
    Wildmutt: (whimpers)
    Grandpa Max: That reminds me, Ben's mom wanted me to get him circumcuised this summer.
    Wildmutt: (whimpers and hides under a bed)

    (take three)

    Ben: Don't make me go Four Arms on you!
    (Tansforms into Wildmutt)
    Gwen: We so have to get that fixed.
    Wildmutt: (whimpers)
    Grandpa Max: You know, that's not a bad idea, why not make Ben a eunuch?
    Wildmutt:
    Gwen: (whispers something to him, all we can here is "balls")
    Wildmutt: (whimpers and hides under a bed)

    (take four)

    Ben: Don't make me go Four Arms on you!
    (Tansforms into Wildmutt)
    Gwen: We so have to get that fixed.
    Wildmutt: (whimpers)
    Grandpa Max: You know, that's not a bad idea, why not make Ben a eunuch?
    Wildmutt:
    Gwen: (whispers something to him, all we can here is "balls")
    Wildmutt: (bites Max's arm)

    (take five)

    Ben: Don't make me go Four Arms on you!
    (Tansforms into Wildmutt)
    Gwen: We so have to get that fixed.
    Wildmutt: (whimpers)
    Grandpa Max: That reminds me, Ben's mom wanted me to get him circumcuised this summer.
    Wildmutt: (bites Max's leg)
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [52]May 31, 2006
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    From Framed when Lt. Steel finds ben hiding in the mint:

    Gwen: Sorry, he gets away from us a lot. (in a fake whisper) He's very special.
    Ben: HEY!

    Also from Framed when Gwen is talking about things Ben "doesn't" do:

    Gwen: And like you don't hide your piss stained underwear beneath my bed...
    Ben: I have enough problems as it is WITHOUT you making stuff up about me.
    Grandpa Max: (sniffs the air) So THAT'S what the smell was, I thought the sewage tank was backed up. No wonder he's run out of underwear and...
    Ben: GRANDPA!

    From Framed when Gwen comments that Ben already has the game:

    Ben: NO this is version 2.1, that means something is different about it. .1 different!
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    BeautyQueen247

    [53]May 31, 2006
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    From SIDE EFFECTS::

    Scene: Ben confronts Clancy and is about to go Heatblast

    Director: Action!

    *Ben tries to go Heatblast, but ends up as GreyMatter instead*

    GreyMatter: Ok, NOT what I had in m- Ah, ah...AHCHOO!

    *his tiny frame is propelled by the sneeze, and he bounces off the wall onto another, creating a pinball effect*

    Director: CUT!
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    hi1hi1hi1hi1

    [55]May 31, 2006
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    These are hilarious!!! They had me rolling on the floor laughing, well almost. Awesome stories!
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    BeautyQueen247

    [56]Jun 1, 2006
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    hi1hi1hi1hi1 wrote:
    These are hilarious!!! They had me rolling on the floor laughing, well almost. Awesome stories!
    Well actually they're bloopers, but close enough.
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    Cyclon5117

    [57]Jun 1, 2006
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    From Gwen 10

    *Omnitrix gores flying off Gwen's arm*

    Ben:  All right!  I got it!

    *Misses and the Omnitrix lands on Vilgax's wrist*

    Vilgax:  FOOLS!!  Now, I can control the entire UNIVERSE!!!!!

    Ben:  Oh ****

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    ponic3

    [58]Jun 1, 2006
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    From Gwen 10

    Gwen: STRIKE, STRIKE, STRIKE

    Ben: *ball hits him* oww way to miss Gwen
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [59]Jun 1, 2006
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    From Gwen 10

    Gwen: STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! YES! I GOT A TURKEY!
    (Random turkey starts gobbling)

    From Gwen 10 when Ben is firing the cannon:

    (take one)

    Ben: Can I get one of these Grandpa?
    Grandpa: Maybe when you're older.

    (take two)

    Ben: Can I get one of these Grandpa?

    Grandpa: I'll ask your mother.

    (take three)

    Ben: Can I get one of these Grandpa?

    Grandpa: Not till you're 11.

    From Gwen 10 when Ben is searching for the Omnitrix

    Gwen: What are you...(Gets hit by a pair of Ben's underwear) YUCK!

    From Gwen 10 when Gwen thinks Ben is sick

    Gwen: Maybe you have a fever. GRANDPA! WHERE'S THE THERMOMETER AND THE PETROLEUM JELLY?!
    Ben: (shivers)

    From Gwen 10 when Gwen thinks Ben is sick

    Gwen: (Fells Ben's forehead, with the back of her hand) You feel normal. As normal as a midget, ten-year-old...
    Ben: GRANDPA!
    Edited on 07/12/2006 3:23pm
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    sheerbeauty

    [60]Jun 2, 2006
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    Ponic and especially Yumi - you guys are funny
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