Cartoon Network (ended 2008)
this one is totally messed up!
The alien which is fourarms species i think her name is tiny
Galactic enforcers take one:
(a car explodes and its bumper comes flying at fm and makes him fall over on him hack
(tiny jumps on him)
gwenmfg!!!! that is sick!!! hes only 10!!!!!! i thought grampa's food was gross
grampa max:yeah!!! gross!!!!!! i mean HEY!!!!!
gwen and grampa:s**t f*** she is acually doing it ew ew ew
tiny, your sick so very wrong
fm:ahhhhh!!!!! i mean ooooo wait im 10, wait!!! GROSS!get off my its so rong!DIRECTOR FOR F*** SAKE !!!! DIRECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(all of a sudden vilgax falls out of the sky out of nowhere)
(his phone rings)
Vilgax: FOR THE LAST TIME UNCLE!!!!!!! I TOOK MY WIDDLE KITTYWITTY CAT HOME!!!!!!!!1.
grampa and gwen:........????????????
(fm reverts back to ben and tiny crushes him)
tiny:ive been doing that to a human!!!!(shudders)
Gwen and grampaIRECTOR YOU BA***** Y DIDNT YOU STOP HER
Directorsarcasticly)oh u expect me to take on a full grown fourarm specie and besides that was the best episode ever lets make it a movie and rate it g we will be sued muhahahahaaa!!!!!!!!
Gwenk ,where is the real director
(hears smaching in a room full of fourarm men splattering hes head against the wall)
everyone in studio even all villans and characters:WE QUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Secret of the Omnitrix"
Azmuth: (climbs out of his bio-suit) Now look what you did! Do you have any idea how long it takes to break into a bio suit?
Cannonbolt: He's really a Grey Matter?
Myaxx: Who knew?
Azmuth: Yeah, I'm a Galvan, so what? That gives you no right to break into my home and invade my privacy.
Tetrax: That's enough! (referring to the Omnitrix) You will shut this thing off!
Azmuth: (while the Omnitrix is timing out) I say, let the Omnitrix self-destruct and take the universe with it. Best thing that could happen to it, in my opinion. I didn't create a weapon, all of you did. I created the ultimate device for helping all the beings of the universe understand each other. Why do you think I used the Galactic Symbol of Peace for the design on its faceplate?
Director: Cut! Watch the spoiler lines, Gray Matter Senior.
Azmuth: I will, if you watch those quips about my age, buster!
"Goodbye and Good Riddence"
Vilgax: So much destruction. Are you prepared for more, Tennyson?
Max/Carl/Ben: You talking to me, ugly?
Vilgax: No, I was referring to the Tennyson girl.
Ben: WHAT!? HER!?
Carl: Oh, sure. Frank's kid.
Here's one. "Be Afraid of the Dark"
Ghostfreak: What's the matter Ben? Aren't you glad to see me? Haven't you figured out by now that nothing will stop me??
Ben: Nothing except.... (slams Omnitrix)
Grey Matter: Grey Matter?? Aw, man, gimme a break!!
Victor: Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kit-Kat Bar!!!
Director: CUT!!! That's not your line!
Victor: Sorry, my internal radio just broadcast a commerical about Kit-Kat bars.
Grey Matter: Kit-Kat bars rock!!!! I want one!!
Director: Alrgiht let's have a Kit-Kat break and try again later.
Me: Short, sweet and stupid, wouldn't you say?
I have a question for everyone looking at this board. Why am I feeling the urge to fall asleep on my keyboard?
Ben:*as Chromastone*You don't want to do this Cat!
Cash:*turns around laughing* My name is Cash--hahaha*still laughing*
*JT is playing around with the arm from The Gauntlet*
JT: Yeah baby!
Cash:*sneaking over to JT**steals his belt*
JT:*pants fall down*AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!
Director: CUT! Cash you're supposed to steal the arm from him not the belt!
Blooper #3:The Fart
Ben:*as Wildvine* Im gonna do EXTRA photosynthesis now.*straining then farts**laughing*
Everyone:*laughing super hard including the director*
Director:Cu--hahahaha! C----hahahahaha!!!!! BUTT!I said butt! HAHAHAHAHA! Ok sorry. CUT!
Ben: *sees a pipe* Time to go into action! *turns into Wildvine**goes down pipe with stretchy arms**falls on grass* What the---?!
Mario: It's-a me! Mario!
Bowser: Lets do this! *builds laser and kills Mario aiming at Ben* What the---?
Ben:*as Chromastone* Sweet! Something happened and made the Master Control come back!
Mario:*a zombie**Mushroom Kingdom is destroyed*
*Ben 10 theme song plays as credit passes*
THANKS FOR WATCHING!
Ben: (realizing he's back in time) That's it! (comes to hug Gwen)
Gwen: Don't you dare!
(Punches Ben in the nose)
Ben: OW! By dose! (My nose!)
Director: CUT! Gwen, you're supposed to let Ben hug you!
Gwen: Well, the last thing I need is his cooties!
Hey, I've just been watching the Ben 10 series on DVD and I've come up with one from near the end of Ben 10 VS. The Negative 10; I'm new at this though so I hope you all like it:
(Ben as Upchuck just took care of the Forever King and Grandpa Max, Gwen and Cooper rejoin him.)
Ben: Hey Grandpa? Remember those holograms you made of us in the RV? How good are you at making presidents; I mean, BIG presidents?
(Grandpa Max looks up to see the damage done to Mount Rushmore.)
Max: BENJAMIN KIRBY TENNYSON!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MOUNT RUSHMORE?!
Ben, shrinking away towards the RV: Um, I'm sorry?
BTW, my two faves out of all of them were the Ben & Gwen sleep-kissing one and the possible Xiaolin Showdown crossover cause I can just imagine those actually happening in the series!