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    FalconPain

    [61]Jun 2, 2006
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    Ben: "So you believed me the whole time?"
    Max: "Well, not at first. But then I thought about it and realized that you knew too much."
    Ben: "So why didn't you say anything?"
    Max: "Well, as a Plumber, I was taught that you must forget most of the stuff you learn. And that, if other people learn the same things, you must help them forget it."
    Ben: "Uh, Grandpa,..."
    Max: [picks up the laser pistol from its holder] "Goodbye, Ben."
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [62]Jun 2, 2006
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    From Gwen 10 when Ben said they had been on the road for a long time

    Grandpa: I just picked you up from Madison Elementary 2 hours ago.
    Ben: Madison? But I go to Jefferson. (clenches his fists and yells in to the air) WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE PAST IT THIS?!
    Grandpa: Oh no! Ben must not have taken his M-E-D-I-C-I-N-E today. Quick, Gwen tie him to a chair and give him his P-I-L-L-S. You know how he can get.
    Gwen:: And I thought a summer with my "Special" cousin would be boring.

    Later...

    (Ben is tied to a chair and struggling)
    Ben: Let me go! I'm not crazy!
    Gwen: Of course you don't think you're crazy. It's a catch 22, it's the original catch 22...
    (Ben is seen with his head back, eyes closed, snoring with a little drool coming out of his mouth)
    Gwen: GRANDPA BEN'S NOT LISTENING...
    (Grandpa is asleep at the wheel, snoring and drooling)
    Gwen: If grandpa's asleep, then who...(RV crashes and explodes).
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    ponic3

    [63]Jun 2, 2006
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    thanks sheerbeauty anyways here's another from me

    Gwen 10

    Vilgax: *has the blade close to her arm when car bursts in it falls on Gwen's other arm* HEY I DIDN'T WANT THAT

    Grandpa: Paws off my daughter Vilgax

    Vilgax: *jumping up and down like a 3 year old* I WANT THE OMNITRIX I WANT THE OMNITRIX IT'S MINE IT'S MINE IT'S MINE

    Director: Vilgax calm down your supposed to be an evil alien

    Vilgax: I'M TIRED OF PLAYING A GROWN EVIL VILLIAN NOW GIVE ME THE OMNITRIWX GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!
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    bobobofan2112

    [64]Jun 2, 2006
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    This is from Gwen 10 when Gwen is Grey Matter and is being chased by some animal

    TAKE ONE

    G.M.G.: Eek! Ben! This Isnt

    (animal eats Grey Matter, and it turns out to be some1 from Gym Partner)

    Animal: Finally, some decent food

    Director: CUT!!! Who forgot to bring lunch?

    Grandpa Max: Well you dont expect me to bay 36 bucks to buy three Extra Larges!

    Director: I GAVE YOU A FRIKKEN 50!!!!

    Grandpa Max: NOT INCLUDING TAX! THIS IS ****ING CALIFORNIA!!!!

    Director: Whatever just getg the Frikken Pizza!

    TAKE TWO

    G.M.G.: Eek! Ben! This Isnt

    (animal eats Grey Matter, and it turns out to be Jake from Gym Partner in disguise)

    Jake: Yuck! talk about bad prop food!

    Director: CUT!! WHERE THE H*** IS THE PIZZA!!!! AND WHO MESSED UP THE RESUMES AGAIN!!?!

    Bloo: (Mouth is spattered Orange Me..... oops.)

    Grey Matter: (in Jake) Yuck theres a whole ****load in here (gets out through butt and Omnitrix powers down)

    Gwen: YOU SPENT 40 BUCKS ON CANDY!!?!?!?

    Bloo: No i just like messing up resumes. THEYRE EVIL!!!! Max gave me 10 bux to get 50 airheads (Director kills Bloo)

    (Grandpa Max is having a gourmet dinner)

    Grandpa Max: Ahh horrible portions of mediocre tasting but well designed food that i didnt pay for

    (Gwen comes in and tackles Max as Fourarms)

     TAKE THREE

    G.M.G.: Eek! Ben! This Isnt

    (animal eats Grey Matter, OMnitrix powers down and the animal explodes)

    Ben: Holy **** I'm never gonna get these ****ing blood stains out of my ****ing white shirt!!! WHY THE **** did my ****ing Mom have to pack me only 1 ****ing white shirt on this road trip?!?! (Ben keeps cussin)

    Director: CUT!! Ben, If you keep cussing our age rating will go up and if our age rating goes up we lose viewers and if we lose viewers we lose money... (chain reaction descriptino goes three hours)

    Ben: And now ill have to spend 20 ****ing dollars to get a ****ing new shirt and and,.....

    Gwen: Ugh i cant take this..... (goes Diamondhead and pins Ben and the director in the closet)

    Diamondhead: Now, Lets do things our way...

     

    Edited on 06/03/2006 7:07am
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [65]Jun 2, 2006
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    From Gwen 10 when the robbers are trying to run Ben over

    (Take one)

    Ben: (Puts one hand behind his back and the other behind his back) It's morphin' time!
    Director: CUT!
    (Motorcycles start to slow down, but knock Ben over)
    Ben: MOMMY! I GOT A BOO-BOO! I mean, that didn't hurt.

    (Take two)

    Ben: (Puts one hand behind his back and the other behind his back) It's morphin' time!
    Director: CUT!
    (Motorcycles slow down, but bump into Ben, lightly)
    Ben: That didn't hurt...
    Lawyer: (clears throat)
    Ben: I mean...OH THE PAIN, IT HURTS SO MUCH! YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER.

    (Take three)

    Ben: (Puts one hand behind his back and the other behind his back) It's morphin' time!
    Director: CUT!
    (Motorcycles stop, before hitting Ben)
    Director: You want us to get sued?
    Edited on 06/02/2006 3:24pm
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    assassinalert

    [66]Jun 2, 2006
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    Here's one from Hunted. (Warning! Contains slight spoilers for those who haven't seen the episode yet.)

    *Hoverboard starts to take off his mask*

    Director: Ben, I just want you to know that the guy that was supposed to play the real Diamondhead couldn't make it today.

    Ben (as Diamondhead): Then who is Hoverboard supposed to be?

    *Hoverboard is revealed to be...Upgrade*

    Ben: *Omnitrix powers down so Ben is his normal self* I wonder what the real Upgrade's voice is. I bet it's real freakish.

    Upgrade: *In Gwen's voice* Shut up, Ben!

    Ben: Nooooooooooooooooo!



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    ponic3

    [67]Jun 3, 2006
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    that made me laugh
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    BeautyQueen247

    [68]Jun 6, 2006
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    Ooh here are some from secrets.

    Scene: Grandpa Max confronts Vilgax on the ship.

    TAKE ONE

    Director: OK people the Kids Next Door studio just moved downstairs so let's try to finish this as painlessly as possible OK?

    Ben: OK, we're all set.

    Director: Alrighty...aaand ACTION!

    *RV crashes onto the ship, and Grandpa Max emerges with the laser cannon*

    Grandpa Max: Claws off my-

    Gwen: Numbuh 2?

    Ben and Vilgax: WHAT??

    Director: CUT! What's going on here Gwen?

    Numbuh 2 (from KND): Uhh, hi Mr. Director sir. *motions to the stairs, from which the rest of the KND enter* Don't mind us, just figured we'd stop by for the show.

    Director: *sighs* Whatever. OK people, let's take it from the top!

    TAKE TWO

    Director: Action!

    *RV crashes onto the ship, and Grandpa Max emerges with the laser cannon*

    Grandpa Max: Claws off my-

    Numbuh 3: Peanuts?

    *Ben, Gwen, and Vilgax all burst out laughing*

    Director: CUT! And no thanks Numbuh 3, I just ate.

    TAKE THREE

    Director: Action!

    *RV crashes onto the ship, and Grandpa Max emerges with the laser cannon*

    Grandpa Max: Claws off my-

    Numbuh 4: D**K!!

    *Ben, Gwen, and Vilgax burst out laughing, again*

    Director: CUT! What are you five doing now??

    Numbuh 1: *points to Numbuh 4* He thinks that Dick Grayson was the Robin from Teen Titans. I say it was Jason Todd. Enough said.

    Grandpa Max: OHHH, that explains it.

    Director: All right, but keep your comments to yourselves or you're outta here!
    Edited on 06/06/2006 2:05pm
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    ponic3

    [69]Jun 6, 2006
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    that was funny also
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [70]Jun 6, 2006
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    From And Then There Were 10, when Ben finds out Gwen will be on the trip

    Ben: What is she doing here? My mommy and daddy said that I would get to spend the whole summer with just my grandpa. (Getting louder and louder) And if I don't get that right now, I'LL START SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS!
    Gwen: Mommy and daddy? Throwing a temper tantrum? (sarcastically) Wow Ben, real mature.

    From Permanent Reirement

    Grandpa Max: (to Ben) Just watch your cheeks, Vera's a pincher.
    Ben: So I'll just hide my face, no big deal.
    Grandpa Max: I wish I meant those cheeks.
    Ben: What are you..? (shutters) Ew!

    From Kevin 11

    Ben: This is my vacation, too. You can't always tell me what to do. You're not my dad.
    Grandpa Max: (shocked) Well, if I was I'd take you over my knee and give you a good spanking!
    Ben: How dare you say that to me! I'm the star of this show, my name is in the title, you can be replaced!
    Grandpa Max: Please don't, I need this job to pay for my health insurance! I'll do anything you want!
    Ben: Anything?
    Grandpa Max: Uhhhhhh....
    (Cut to a scene of Max in a giant, pink bunny costume)

    Also from Kevin 11

    Kevin 11: Your mommy drop you on your head when you were a little baby?
    Ben: NO! It was my daddy and I was five.
    (everyone stares at Ben)
    Ben: Long story, don't want to talk about it.

    From Lucky Girl

    (take one)

    Gwen: (holding Hex's charms) I could fly, shoot out bolts of electricity, bring trees alive: I'd be unstoppable! Or, I guess I could just be me. (prepares smashes charms)
    Ben: STOP!
    Gwen: (stops) Why?
    Ben: Those charms contain a high amount of magical energy. Destroying the charms would unleash that magic into the air. The results could be so catastrophic it could destroy the whole city, or worse!
    Gwen: How do you know that?
    Ben: Comic book and fantasy novels, duh!

    (take two)

    Gwen: (holding Hex's charms) I could fly, shoot out bolts of electricity, bring trees alive: I'd be unstoppable! Or, I guess I could just be me. (prepares smashes charms)
    Ben: STOP!
    Gwen: (stops) Why?
    Ben: I want to try them out. I could do way cooler things with them than you could.
    Gwen: And let you get more supper powers, as if. (smashes the charms, they explode and spray ash all over Gwen)
    Ben: (rolls on the floor laughing like a loon) I told ya so!

    Also from Lucky Girl

    (take one)

    Gwen: I've been counting. You've had 11 craw fish to my nine.
    Ben: Sounds like it's time to make it an even dozen.
    Gwen: No way dork face, that craw fish is mine.
    Grandpa Max: You know, maybe I should...
    Gwen and Ben: NO!

    (take two)

    Gwen: I've been counting. You've had 11 craw fish to my nine.
    Ben: Sounds like it's time to make it an even dozen.
    Gwen: No way dork breath, that craw fish is mine.
    Ben: There's only one way to settle this. (sticks his fist out)
    Gwen: Fine! (sticks her fist out)
    Gwen and Ben: (lock fist and stick their thumbs out) One, two, three, four! I declare a thumb war!

    Also from Lucky Girl

    Gwen: Wake up! The only reason you're a hero is because of that watch. If I found it instead of you, I'd be getting all the attention and all the cool souvenirs. It's not like you use any of them.
    Ben: You want something fine. (Pretends to rummage through his souvenirs) How about (sticks his index finger in his mouth, then quickly sticks it in Gwen's ear, and twists it) A WET WILLY! (takes his finger out and starts laughing)
    Gwen: EW! YOU ARE SO...
    Grandpa Max: BEN, DON'T PLAY TRICKS ON YOUR COUSINE. GWEN, NO COMPLAINING OR THERETS. GOT IT?!
    Gwen and Ben: (weakly) Yes.
    Grandpa Max: WHAT WAS THAT?!
    Gwen and Ben: SIR, YES, SIR!
    Edited on 10/18/2006 3:10pm
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    Dpluver101

    [71]Jun 7, 2006
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    lol

    Edited on 06/07/2006 8:51pm
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [72]Jun 7, 2006
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    This is from Framed

    Grandpa Max: Want us to pick up anything for you at the bookstore?
    Ben: I'm on summer vacation. Why would I read anything?
    Gwen: Because you have a summer reading book and a project for it due the day you get back.
    Ben: ****!

    Also from Framed, when Kevin reveals himself

    Director: Okay, Kevin couldn't be here today due to a scheduling conflict, said something about having a good night, and a making a commercial about it, actors, go figure. Any ways we had to use a substitute.
    Ben: Okay.
    Director: ACTION!
    Alien: You still haven't figured it out yet, have you? (Alien heads shift, and eventually turns into Aunt Vera)
    Ben: AUNT VERA!
    Director: CUT! Ben, focus. You're an AC-TOR, act like it's Kevin.
    Ben: I don't get paid enough to do this.

    Edited on 10/12/2006 7:17am
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    assassinalert

    [73]Jun 8, 2006
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    And now one from Grudge Match. This takes place when Ben and Kevin fight Technorg.

    Take 1

    Ben: Time to go hero! *Turns into Heatblast*
    Alien from Heatblast's species: Whoo! Yeah! Go Heatblast!
    Director: Cut! Hey, firey alien that's not Heatblast, don't overreact!
    Alien: Sorry.
    Heatblast: Ha ha!
    Director: And Ben. Don't turn into Heatblast next time.
    Ben: What! You know, in case you haven't noticed, Heatblast hasn't appeared once this whole season.
    Director: I'll get him a part in another episode. Now follow orders!

    Take 2

    Ben: Time to go hero! *Tries to turn into Fourarms and instead becomes Heatblast*
    Alien: All right!
    Director: Cut! Ben, what did I say?!
    Ben: It's not my fault, I tried to get Fourarms. Maybe the omnitrix is trying to tell us something.
    Director: Yeah, I'll make sure to listen to it later.

    Take 3

    Ben: Time to go hero! *Tries to turn into Stinkfly but gets Heatblast again*
    Director: Forget it! Just continue the scene.
    Technorg: Take this! *punches Heatblast hard*
    Alien: I won't let you hurt him. *jumps into the area and dog piles Technorg*
    Director: Cut!
    Kevin: Hey. That robot fool is mine! *shoots Stinkfly's goop at the alien but instead hits a random alien in the audience* Aw man! I missed.
    Alien: *stands next to the goopified alien* Boy, you just got goo-ah Ahchoooo! *sneezes fire onto the goopified alien*
    Director: Uh oh! Take cover!
    *The studio blows up*
    Director: Dang it! Ben, you're staying human for this scene.
    Heatblast: What! Well what am I supposed to do when I'm powerless.
    Director: You're going to teach Kevin how to combine his powers.
    Kevin: Yes!
    Ben: No way!
    Director: Do it or you're fired.
    Ben: Ahhhh! Yes sir.

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    chess19

    [74]Jun 8, 2006
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    "DARNNIT! I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!!!"

    (The "guest appearances" are getting a little old

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    sassymouth41

    [75]Jun 8, 2006
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    IT'S 12:41.....jesus.Get a watch already!
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    sassymouth41

    [76]Jun 8, 2006
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    sassymouth41 wrote:
    IT'S 12:41.....jesus.Get a watch already!
    Oh ya a.m
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    sassymouth41

    [77]Jun 8, 2006
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    YumiandMe4ever wrote:
    This one is from Last Laugh, when Gwen tries to scare Ben using the clown mask. Since, as you may or may not know, films and TV show are shot out of order this scene was shot first.

    Gwen: Boo!
    Ben: AH! (Wets his pants)
    Director: CUT! Maybe we should save this scene for last.
    LOL LOL LOL So....so...funny!!!
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    Jragony

    [78]Jun 8, 2006
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    This is from grudge match:

    Kevin: Face it Ben I know all your powers

    *Omnitrix Activates*

    Ben: Theres one you don't (okay sue me, I don't remember the diaglogue)

    Slams watch against wall

    Ben: Pika? Pika pi!

    Director: CUT! Who put the pokemon DNA in the watch?

    Alternate:

    *Omnitrix activates* (remember he's stuck by stinkfly's goo)

    But there's one you haven't

    Ben slams the watch against the wall

    All of a sudden BOOM!

    Kevin, you weren't supposed to do that yet!

    Kevin: Don't look at me!

    The smoke clears

    Ben: Guy's I don't feel so well

    The clouds of debris part to reveal a half dismantled heatblast sitting int he corner...

    Edited on 06/08/2006 10:34pm
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    sassymouth41

    [79]Jun 8, 2006
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    Here is one.sceen:Alliance,end.Max:We'll all be fine as long as we stay together.*Ben and Gwen go into RV* Grim from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy comes in*Grim:All right Max.It's your turn now.Derecter:CUT!Can't it wait till the season is over?Grim:No.Ben &Gwen*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*Derecter:O well we can get a replacement.Besides he was demanding too much.Max:*Moans*                        How 'bout that?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

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    sassymouth41

    [80]Jun 8, 2006
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    Jragony wrote:

    This is from grudge match:

    Kevin: Face it Ben I know all your powers

    *Omnitrix Activates*

    Ben: Theres one you don't (okay sue me, I don't remember the diaglogue)

    Slams watch against wall

    Ben: Pika? Pika pi!

    Director: CUT! Who put the pokemon DNA in the watch?

    Alternate:

    *Omnitrix activates* (remember he's stuck by stinkfly's goo)

    But there's one you haven't

    Ben slams the watch against the wall

    All of a sudden BOOM!

    Kevin, you weren't supposed to do that yet!

    Kevin: Don't look at me!

    The smoke clears

    Ben: Guy's I don't feel so well

    The clouds of debris part to reveal a half dismantled heatblast sitting int he corner...

    LoL nice one!
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