From The Galactic Enforcers
Sametek: A Detrabyte. Limited mental capabilities. All brawn, no brains. (looks at Ben) You know the type.
Ben: Look! I can pick my nose with my tongue. (Ben is doing just what he said)
Cartoon Network (ended 2008)
MAx: Huh theres some type of fungus in the trunk. A fungus amungus.
Ben: Grandpa, stop with your ***D**** 40's talk! and that isnt fungus, its Gwen's cr*p!
Gwen: Ha! that can't be true!
Ben: Wondering what happened to those towels Max? She uses them to wipe her big a**!!!
Gwen: How dare you! its not my fault i hate 1 ply!
Director: CUT!! We have to stop serving tacos
MAx: Huh theres some type of fungus in the trunk. A fungus in the trunkus
Ben: Hey look! He's the dad from my Big Fat Greek Wedding
Max: What! The Vulpamancers stole my hair!
Max: Huh. Theres some type of fungus in the trunk. (closes eyes and f*rts)
Ben: Oh YOU FRIKKEN SIKKO YOU CAN'T HOLD IT IN
(Everybody holds there noses the smell is so pungant)
Director *muffled, wearing gas mask* CUT! Maks, STOP EATNG THE FRIGGEN PISSA WITH MUSHROOMS
Gwen: wait a second
Director: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE TACOS!!!!
from A Small Problem:
Ben:It's nice to be big again.
Gwen:Big?Get real shrimp!
Director:Wrong Gwen!It's Shorty!
Gwen:What the F*** are you saying?That I'm a bad actress?ROBBY!GIVE ME MY CELL!
*hands Gwen the cell*
Gwen:Yah...Uh huh...um okay then bye.*hangs up* I called security.They're gonnna fire your a$$ Bi***!
*security takes him away*
Ben:G-guys....we're free....We're finally free!*all walk out the door holding hands.
Hey Guys i got one:
Ben About to Rescue Loch nessis eggs
Director: ok ben, we dont need another feasco lets try and to this one right
Ben: Aslong as i can ride gwen in her pony suit after
Gwen: ( off scene) Grrrrrrrrooooan
Ben: its hero time( punches down on omnitrix:.................Becomes gm
Ben: oh crud
Director: oh crud
Cameraman: oh crud
Blue and Gwen giggle
Loch ness Blows out of the water, breaking the boat and sending Grey matter sky high.
As GMs flying....
Gray matter: i new i should have taken that role on the power puff girls!!!!!!!!
Oh heres onother one
Just as hover board is about to pull of his mask.......
Hoverboard: i like potatoes
Vilgax: i like CHOCOLATMILK!
Hoverboard pulls off mask and..... Edwardo pops out!
Everyone looks at blue in the corner, tied to a chair.
He suceedes in spitting out his gag and says: it wasnt me
Director, Looking sheepish: Well, ben couldnt be in two places at once, I couldnt find another diomond head, aunt vera is at the asylum, and mac,wilt,and coco are out back finishing off that crack blue found. And it was on pretty short notice.
Ben: what about Gwen?
Director: Gwen and Gilbert are in the RV gettin it on, i Didnt want to disturb them.
Ben: HOLY CRUD! I GOTTA SEE THIS!( goes ghostfreak and seeps through the wall
Vilgax: ok, now that we cant finish this scene, Who wants chocolate milk!
Director And Crew: shure!
Grandpa Max Comes out of restroom: well you dont want to go In there! hey Where is Everyone?
Director: Ok ben, this is a Clip of when you want to join that freaky clown circus. Turn into heatblast and breath fire
Ben: But wount it set the set on fire?
Director: No, we fireproofed the building, so as long as nothing gets anything wet, the set cant start on fire
Ben: Ok, Onitrix Go!( omnitrix goes down)
Gwen: oh fudge!!!
3 Floors up
Mr.Herriman:Well Flamy im sure you will love it here at fosters.
BEN 10 Set
Director: BEN STOP NOW! YOUR STINKFLY AND IN A SECOND IM GONNA CRAM THAT GOO DOWN YOUR THROAT! You just ruined $200 of fire proof coating!
Out side the studio
Jimmy: mommy mommy look omg that building is on fire. and look there goes a gas truck!
|i got one! this is for fourarms abuse. |
Gwen: a big lake to get across!
Gwen: a blazing inferno!
Gwen: you need to merge with that machine!
Gwen: I need you to fly to spread that powder
Gwen: You need to get to Phil fast!
Gwen: Ben, we need to defeat the Big Tick!
Gwen: Tiny's back and she looks like she wants it!
Ben: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
Gwen: Tiny's gone
Gwen: and she left this (points to tetramand child)