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    YumiandMe4ever

    [121]Jun 26, 2006
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    From The Galactic Enforcers

    Sametek: A Detrabyte. Limited mental capabilities. All brawn, no brains. (looks at Ben) You know the type.
    Ben: Look! I can pick my nose with my tongue. (Ben is doing just what he said)
    Edited on 07/12/2006 3:38pm
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    bobobofan2112

    [122]Jun 26, 2006
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    camp Fear

    MAx: Huh theres some type of fungus in the trunk. A fungus amungus.

    Ben: Grandpa, stop with your ***D**** 40's talk! and that isnt fungus, its Gwen's cr*p!

    Gwen: Ha! that can't be true!

    Ben: Wondering what happened to those towels Max? She uses them to wipe her big a**!!!

    Gwen: How dare you! its not my fault i hate 1 ply!

    Director: CUT!! We have to stop serving tacos

    TAKE TWO

    MAx: Huh theres some type of fungus in the trunk. A fungus in the trunkus

    Ben: Hey look! He's the dad from my Big Fat Greek Wedding

    Everyone: .............................................................

    Max: What! The Vulpamancers stole my hair!

    TAKE THREE

    Max: Huh. Theres some type of fungus in the trunk. (closes eyes and f*rts)

    Ben: Oh YOU FRIKKEN SIKKO YOU CAN'T HOLD IT IN

    (Everybody holds there noses the smell is so pungant)

    Director *muffled, wearing gas mask* CUT! Maks, STOP EATNG THE FRIGGEN PISSA WITH MUSHROOMS

    Gwen: wait a second

    Director: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE TACOS!!!!

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    bobobofan2112

    [123]Jun 27, 2006
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    Ummmmm..... Bump?

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    sassymouth41

    [124]Jun 27, 2006
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    O.k.Ya lost me there.
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    Doom_123

    [125]Jun 27, 2006
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    from A Small Problem:

    Ben:It's nice to be big again.

    Gwen:Big?Get real shrimp!

    Director:Wrong Gwen!It's Shorty!

    Gwen:What the F*** are you saying?That I'm a bad actress?ROBBY!GIVE ME MY CELL!

    *hands Gwen the cell*

    Gwen:Yah...Uh huh...um okay then bye.*hangs up* I called security.They're gonnna fire your a$$ Bi***!

    *security takes him away*

    Ben:G-guys....we're free....We're finally free!*all walk out the door holding hands.

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    YumiandMe4ever

    [126]Jun 27, 2006
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    bobobofan2112 wrote:

    Ummmmm..... Bump?



    For whom? What post?

    sassymouth41 wrote:
    O.k.Ya lost me there.


    See last comment.
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    Cryotry

    [127]Jun 27, 2006
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    Hey Guys i got one:

    Ben About to Rescue Loch nessis eggs

    Director: ok ben, we dont need another feasco lets try and to this one right

    Ben: Aslong as i can ride gwen in her pony suit after

    Gwen: ( off scene) Grrrrrrrrooooan

    Take one

    Ben: its hero time( punches down on omnitrix:.................Becomes gm

    Ben: oh crud

    Director: oh crud

    Cameraman: oh crud

    Blue and Gwen giggle

    Whshhhhhhhhooooooosh!!!!!!!!!!

    Loch ness Blows out of the water, breaking the boat and sending Grey matter sky high.

    As GMs flying....

    Gray matter: i new i should have taken that role on the power puff girls!!!!!!!!

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    sassymouth41

    [128]Jun 27, 2006
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    Not bad for your first post.Lol!It was funny.
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    Cryotry

    [129]Jun 27, 2006
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    Oh heres onother one

    Just as hover board is about to pull of his mask.......

    Hoverboard: i like potatoes

    Ben: What!?????????

    Cameraman:Huh??????

    Vilgax: i like CHOCOLATMILK!

    Hoverboard pulls off mask and..... Edwardo pops out!

    Everyone looks at blue in the corner, tied to a chair.

    He suceedes in spitting out his gag and says: it wasnt me

    Director, Looking sheepish: Well, ben couldnt be in two places at once, I couldnt find another diomond head, aunt vera is at the asylum, and mac,wilt,and coco are out back finishing off that crack blue found. And it was on pretty short notice.

    Ben: what about Gwen?

    Director: Gwen and Gilbert are in the RV gettin it on, i Didnt want to disturb them.

    Ben: HOLY CRUD! I GOTTA SEE THIS!( goes ghostfreak and seeps through the wall

    Vilgax: ok, now that we cant finish this scene, Who wants chocolate milk!

    Director And Crew: shure!

    All leave

    Grandpa Max Comes out of restroom: well you dont want to go In there! hey Where is Everyone?

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    Cryotry

    [130]Jun 27, 2006
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    TAKE ONE
    Director: Ok ben, this is a  Clip of when you want to join that freaky clown circus. Turn into heatblast and breath fire

    Ben: But wount it set the set on fire?

    Director: No, we fireproofed the building, so as long as nothing gets anything wet, the set cant start on fire

    Ben: Ok, Onitrix Go!( omnitrix goes down)

    Stinkfly

    Gwen: oh fudge!!!

    3 Floors up

    Mr.Herriman:Well Flamy im sure you will love it here at fosters.

    BEN 10 Set

    choo

    Glup

    spulk

    Pleck

    Director: BEN STOP NOW! YOUR STINKFLY AND IN A SECOND IM GONNA CRAM THAT GOO DOWN YOUR THROAT! You just ruined $200 of fire proof coating!

    Out side the studio

    Jimmy: mommy mommy look omg that building is on fire. and look there goes a gas truck!

    KKKKAAAAAAA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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    YumiandMe4ever

    [131]Jun 28, 2006
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    From Camp Fear

    (take one)

    Ben: And I was thinking. I guess I can have my birthday anytime. You take the real date.
    Gwen: That's nice of you, but it's really no big deal. You take the real date.
    Ben: No it's OK. You take the real date.
    Gwen: Okay. I will.
    Ben: WHAT? You're supposed to tell me to take the real date.
    Gwen: NO. Haven't you ever heard of "The Rule of Three". If we said it more than three times people would get bored.
    Ben: (whining) But I'm the star.
    Gwen: Exactly. I'm just a minor character compared to you. I deserver something for myself.
    Ben: Oh blah, blah, blah, your needs. Do you ever stop whining?
    Gwen: Oh shut up. I am sick and tiered of living in your shadow.
    (later that night in the RV, as they are brushing their teeth)
    Gwen: ...And another thing.
    Ben: (spits out his toothpaste) OK YOU CAN TAKE THE REAL DATE. JUST SHUT THE F*** UP.
    Grandpa Max: (passes by) BEN! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT SWEARING?

    (take two)

    Ben: And I was thinking. I guess I can have my birthday anytime. You take the real date.
    Gwen: That's nice of you, but it's really no big deal. You take the real date.
    Ben: No it's OK. You take the real date.
    Gwen: It's alright. You take the real date.
    Ben: No. You can take it.
    Gwen: No I insist. You take the real date.
    Ben: No you.
    Gwen: No you.
    (goes on for several hours)
    Gwen: No you.
    Grandpa Max: SHUT UP! YOU'RE GOING TO FLIP A COIN TO SEE WHO GETS THE REAL DATE! THE OTHER PERSON GETS IT NEXT YEAR! GET IT?
    Gwen and Ben: (terrified) Got it.
    Grandpa Max: GOOD! Now who wants ice cream?
    Gwen and Ben: I DO!
    Grandpa Max: TOO BAD. NEITHER ONE OF YOU LITTLE BRATS IS GETTING ANY!
    Gwen: Did you remember to take your pills today grandpa?
    Grandpa: THAT'S IT. YOU'RE GETTING A SPANKING!
    Gwen: HELP! CHILD BEATER! SOMEONE CALL SOCIAL SERVICES!
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    Cryotry

    [133]Jun 28, 2006
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    HelloOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is anyone there?
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    Cryotry

    [134]Jun 28, 2006
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    HelloOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO is anyone there?
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    sassymouth41

    [135]Jun 28, 2006
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    Hello.
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    upgrade123

    [136]Jul 1, 2006
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    [This message was deleted at the request of the original poster]
    Edited on 07/18/2006 11:36am
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [137]Jul 2, 2006
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    From Camp Fear

    Gilbert: Actually, the only way to eliminate a mushroom is to destroy its Mycelium.
    Ben: Its what?
    Gwen: Its brain.
    Ben: You guys know way too much about mushrooms.
    Gilbert: Why do you think I look like this?
    Gwen: I don't think he meant THAT type of mushroom.
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    bobobofan2112

    [138]Jul 2, 2006
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    ben10fan12475 wrote:
    i got one! this is for fourarms abuse.

    Gwen: a big lake to get across!
    Ben: fourarms!

    Gwen: a blazing inferno!
    Ben: fourarms!

    Gwen: you need to merge with that machine!
    Ben: fourarms!
      Oh here's more

    Gwen: I need you to fly to spread that powder
    Ben: Fourarms!

    Gwen: You need to get to Phil fast!
    Ben: Fourarms!

    Gwen:  Ben, we need to defeat the Big Tick!
    Ben: Fourarms!

    Gwen: Tiny's back and she looks like she wants it!
    Ben: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!

    Gwen: Tiny's gone
    Ben: Fourarms!
    Gwen: and she left this (points to tetramand child)
    Ben: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBANANAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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    bobobofan2112

    [139]Jul 2, 2006
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    Bump
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    bobobofan2112

    [140]Jul 3, 2006
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    Anyone?
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