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    Dpluver101

    [141]Jul 4, 2006
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    ben10fan12475 wrote:
    *gwen painting her nails*
    *ripjaws peeks over and jaws music starts playing*
    *ripjaws goes under and up repeditly*
    *ripjaws jumps up and scares gwen*

    I love this one! ps how do u do those signatures...... i like urs...

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    YumiandMe4ever

    [142]Jul 4, 2006
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    Here are a few from Camp Fear

    Ben: Athlete's foot powder? Well, I am an athlete.
    Gwen: More like an athletic support, if you ask me.
    Grandpa Max: (nerviously) You mean supporter don't you?
    Gwen: No I mean support. (under her breath) Like he'd need any.
    Ben: I would SO need it. Right Grandpa?
    Grandpa Max: Uh...Uh...I can't say. I would guess so because you're a healthy, ten-year-old boy. Hey! Is that a fat kid on the middle of the road?

    Fungal Brain: Surely as a plant, you must understand the wisdom of sharing a single intelligence.
    Gwen: (loud, yet sounding like from far away) Wisdom? Itelligence? He doesn't know the meaning of those words.
    Wild Vine: I have got to get a new agent.

    (this one is bassed on a portion of a Simpsons episode)

    Ben: We might share a bunch of stuff, Gwen, but we don't share this. (hold up any empty wrist)
    Gwen: Arm hair?
    Ben: No, The Omni...(notices that The Omnitrix is missing) Hey! (starts looking around nerviously) Where did The Omnitrix go? (stops looking around) That's right! I tried to skip it across Lake Michigan.

    Ben: Grandpa promised he's taking me for laser tag for my birthday.
    Gwen: But he promissed to go horseback riding with me.
    Ben and Gwen: (in unison) Grandpa?
    Grandpa Max: Well...You see...The thing is...I could do both?
    Ben and Gwen: (in unison) NO!
    Ben: Just pick mine.
    Gwen: No mine.
    Grandpa Max: Hey! Is that a fat kid on the middle of the road?
    Edited on 07/12/2006 3:45pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    BeautyQueen247

    [143]Jul 6, 2006
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    From THE ULTIMATE WEAPON::

    Fourarms: Grandpa, hang on! Gwen need a few seconds to catch her breath!

    Grandpa Max: No can do Ben. Enoch's probably closing in on the sword as we speak!

    *Fourarms is about to reply, but Max continues speaking*

    Grandpa Max: And I'll kill both of you if I have to to get to it first!

    Gwen: HUH? Uh Grandpa, that wasn't in the script.

    Grandpa Max: (sarcasm) Well EXCUSE ME! I didn't know it was a CRIME to improv!

    Fourarms: *raises brow* Since when are you into improv?

    Grandpa Max: Well EXCUSE ME! Excuse- excuse- exxxxxccccuuuu--

    *sparks fly from his shoulders as he falls apart, revealing that he was actually a robot. The watch powers down as Ben approaches the rubble.*

    Director: CUT! This is SO messed up!

    Ben: Well, there's something you don't see every day.

    Gwen: Two words Ben: Doctor Doom.

    *the robot's face blows off, revealing a screen which turns on, showing a closeup of Bloo*

    Bloo: Well, hello hello HELLO!

    Ben and Gwen: BLOO?????

    Bloo: That's RIIIIGHT! But this time I brought leverage!

    *The camera shifts from Bloo to the real Max, gagged with duct tape and bound in silly string*

    Gwen: GRANDPA!!

    Max: MMMM!

    *the camera shifts back to Bloo*

    Bloo: Glad to see we've all been reacquainted!

    Ben: *angrily* What do you want?

    Bloo: My demands are simple. That I replace Man of Action on the storyboard of Ben 10 and receive all rights to the show!

    Ben: WHAT?? What would you do with all those rights?

    Bloo: Who cares?! This time I have the upperhand! So either gimme those rights, or your precious Gramps gets a-

    *the camera shifts to a heap of silly string and a single piece of duct tape*

    Bloo (off-screen): HEY!! Where'd he go?!

    *The POV switches to Bloo's lair, with Ben and Gwen on a big screen. Bloo is pacing about the room*

    Bloo: I can't believe it! This was supposed to be PERFECT! But where could he have gone?! WHERE WHERE WHERE!!! *bawls*

    Ben and Gwen (on the screen): GRANDPA!!

    Bloo: HUH?! *looks to the screen and sees the cousins hugging Grandpa Max*

    Max: *holds up a piece of silly string* It just goes to show you: imaginary friends make terrible kidnappers.

    Bloo: Grrrr CURSE YOU ALL! I WILL GET MY HANDS ON THOSE RIGHTS SOMEDAY!

    Gwen: Yeah right! *she punches the screen, shattering it*
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    FalconPain

    [144]Jul 6, 2006
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    In "The Ultimate Weapon", Max and his family finally gets to leave the US and head to Mexico as part of their mission! But what peril awaits them?

    US Customs Agent (CA): Do you have anything to declare?
    Max: Yes. I declare that no one will claim that sword as lo...
    Gwen: Uh, no. We're just passing through.
    CA: Any perishable food items?
    Ben: I don't think anything in here counts as food, period.
    CA: Any smuggled weapons?
    Max: Uh... no.
    [Ben leans against the dashboard. This opens up a compartment containing a particularly high-tech pistol.]
    CA: Turn around, sir.
    Gwen: Nice going, doofus.
    Ben: Don't worry. I have a backup plan.

    [Later...]
    CA: Uh, yeah, we have a sighting of a large winged insect, nationality and species unknown, smuggling two American citizens across the border...
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [145]Jul 7, 2006
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    That gave me an idea

    From Ultimate Weapon

    Customs Agent (CA): Passports please.
    Max: Passports? Well...The things is...I didn't think I would be taking my grandchildren out of the country, so I didn't...Look a monkey.
    CA: Where? (turns around and Max rams RV through gate) Hey! There's no monkey! (turns back around) Where did they go?
    (in the RV)
    Gwen: Grandpa, you do know that what you just did could get us in...
    Max: Shut up Gwen! When I have that Sword, no one will be able to stop me.
    Ben: (quietly on a cell phone) Yes, I would like to have my grandfather committed. I need a van to follow the RV rushing across Mexico. No, I'm not the crazy one. (yelling) Don't you dear put me on hold!
    Max: (grabs cell phone and tosses it out the window) ARE YOU CRAZY? THEY CAN TRACE US THROUGH THAT THING!
    Gwen: You do know that that was your cell phone, don't you?
    Max: I won't need a cell phone when I have The Sword.
    Gwen: I'm going to Band Camp next summer.
    Ben: I'm starting to wish that I went to summer school.
    Edited on 07/27/2006 10:12am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    assassinalert

    [146]Jul 7, 2006
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    Ok, I got one from Camp Fear

    Director: Alright, we're almost ready to unveil the new alien. Where's Ben?
    Ben: (drinking some kind of beverage) Sorry sir. Just finishing off the rest of this soda. (walks onto set)
    Director: Lights! Camera! Acti-
    Man: Uh, sir.
    Director: What!
    Man: That stuff Ben was drinking, it wasn't soda.
    Director: Well, what was it?
    Man: (whispers in the Director's ear)
    Director: Oh God! How much?
    Man: Well, I found three empty bottles where he was sitting.
    Director: Well that's not so bad.
    Man: But earlier I found 9 more in his trailer.
    Director: Aw man! Let's just do a short scene and then we'll pull him off the stage.
    Man: Right!
    Director: Lights! Camera! Action!
    (Ben and Grandpa are tied to a wall by roots)
    Ben: (turns into Wildvine)
    Grandpa: What's that?
    Wildvine: Beats me. I never went him before. (Thorns come out of his arms to break him free) But I like what he can do. (Breaks Grandpa free)
    Grandpa: Great. Let's get out of here.
    Wildvine: (starts acting crazy) I love you Grandpa! (hugs him hard)
    Grandpa: (choking) Ben! Your thorns are killing me!
    Director: Cut! Ben, you were actually drinking beer, not soda. And someone get a medic...and about 1,000,000 band-aids.

    One week later...

    Director: Ok, now that Ben is sober again, let's try this again. Lights! Camera! Acton!
    Ben: (turns into Heatblast) Uh oh. Hey! Heatblast can beat these mushrooms!
    Director: Cut! Ben, we want Wildvine, not Heatblast.
    Heatblast: But Heatblast has had hardly any screentime this season. And besides, there was a lot of controversy when we added Cannonbolt. Just think about what Wildvine could do.
    Director: What controversy? Prove it!
    Heatblast: All right. (logs on to TV.com)
    Director: (looks at Ben 10 forums) Uhhhhh...Uhhh...We're still gonna add Wildvine!
    Heatblast (reverts back to Ben) You know, that's unfair, especially to all the Heatblast fans out there.
    Director: Really? Like who?
    Me: Like me! (beats up Director and puts him in the hospital with over 100 broken bones) Ok, now we're doing this my way.

    On Wednesday, June 21 at 7:00 P.M.

    Boy: Hey! What happened to the new alien?


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    bobobofan2112

    [147]Jul 7, 2006
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    Same scene as he did

    (Ben goes Wildvine)

    Max: HOLY S***! WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?!?

    Director: CUT! Let's get something to shield their eyes

    (Everyones wearing really dark sunglasses now)

    TAKE TWO

    (Ben goes Wildvine)

    Max: (sunglasses are so dark he thinks it's night) zzzzzzZZZZZZzzzZZZ

    Wildvine: What the f*** are you doing (throws thorn at Max's side to wake him up)

    Max: OW! (Sees wildvine) HOLY S***!

    Director: CUT! Lets get a censor involved here

    TAKE THREE

    (Ben goes wildvine)

    Max: What (bleep) heck (bleep bleep) that (bleep bleep bleep) WTF (bleep)

    Wildvine: I (bleep) know (bleep) (Breaks *bleep* restraints) But I.. (bleep) OK WHAT THE  (bleep) IS GOING (bleep) HERE

    Director: CUT!!! WHO THE (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) is messing with the censor (bleep) button?!?

    (Everyone looks at the censor's station, Bloo's messing with it)

    Bloo: (bleep) Busted again!

    Crew: ..... (everybody gets out Airsoft, paintball, and Tommy guns)

    Bloo: (BLEEP!) AAAAH!!! (Runs out of the studio, eveybody shooting at him)

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    sassymouth41

    [148]Jul 7, 2006
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    Here is one from ULTAMITE WEPON

    GM:I hope nothing is in this pipe.

    *Jumps in*

    *Hear hising and pipe shakes*

    GM:AAHHHH!!!

    *It stops and snake comes out with a lump in stomach*

    Director:ALL RIGHT!!Another actor gone.First Heat Blast then Ghost freak and now this.We just got the fodige for the trans formation!All right.Get the Gwen Galvin!

    *Graymatter Gwen comes in*

    GMG:Yay!!I am used again!

    Director:Cut your hair for the sceens.*Leans over to prop guy.Tells him something.All you can hear is"Extra danger for the stunts*

    Prop guy:How bout dogs and a shreder?

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    BeautyQueen247

    [149]Jul 8, 2006
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    (OK y'all this next one is based somewhat off the new Ben 10 game, but the scene is from Galactic Enforcers, where they land at the iron mine place.)

    Director: ACTION!

    Sametek: As according to the Galactic Code of Conduct, I hereby ask you to surrender yourselves!

    Ben: Uhh, excuse me?

    Sametek: What now, you simpleton??

    Ben: Remind me, just how many times has that surrender cr*p ever worked for you guys???? Honestly you'd think this show was a-

    *Gwen is heard screaming in the distance*

    Director: CUT! WHAT THE H*** WAS THAT??

    *Ben and the Enforcers rush back to the ship, where Max lay unconscious on the floor. Hoverboard is there as well, an equally unconscious Gwen slumped over his shoulder.*

    Ben: WTF?! But Hoverboard, you're supposed to be one of the good guys!!

    Hoverboard: A job is a job. *flies away with Gwen*

    Ben (angry): Oh it's on now! *goes Stinkfly and follows them, as does Sametek*

    (Later)

    Sametek: There he is! *points to Hoverboard, standing guard at an abandoned building*

    Director: *stands in their way* Back off boys! He's mine!

    Ben and Sametek: Say WHA?!

    *the director whails on Hoverboard something awful*

    Hoverboard: OWW! I GIVE! I GIVE!

    Ben: *snaps out of his confusion and approaches Hoverboard* WHERE'S GWEN?!?

    Hoverboard: I- I don't know. The kid that hired me loaded her on his bike and took off.

    Sametek: Kid?

    Hoverboard: He was this blond kid, about your age Benjamin. Except he looked like he could stand to lose a pound or two DOZEN.

    Ben and Director: GILBERT!

    Sametek: Who?

    Ben: I'll explain later. We gotta get to that old camp NOW!!

    (Gilbert's cabin at Camp Opinicon)

    Gilbert: Hehehe, finally the Gil-man hits the jackpot! Isn't that right, my sweet?

    *He sets a tied-up Gwen down on the bed and strokes her hair. Gwen cringes and turns away. (At this point she is nude except for panties and an undershirt)*

    Gwen: What are you, nuts?! We only met in ONE EPISODE, for chrissake!

    Gilbert: And that's good enough for me.

    *he scarfs down a Viagra pill and is about to wash it down when the Director kicks down the door*

    Director: *points a raygun at Gilbert* Step away from the costar, fatty!

    Gilbert: *spits out the water in the director's face* Busted! Gotta go! *runs off*

    Sametek: I got him!

    *He flies after Gilbert. The director follows.*

    Ben: *starts to untie Gwen, holding in laughter* Well, this is a lot more of my cousin than I bargained for.

    Gwen: Shut up and hand me my clothes already.

    (Later)

    *Gwen, now fully clothed, exits the cabin with Ben. The fight between Sametek, Gilbert, and the director, continues in the background*

    Ben: So uh, wanna stick around for the show?

    Gwen: Well the director's still here so eh, why not?

    *Ben takes out a couple of candybars and hands one to Gwen, as they set themselves down on some hay bales and watch the fight*
    Edited on 07/08/2006 2:49pm
    Edited 3 total times.
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    YumiandMe4ever

    [150]Jul 8, 2006
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    BeautyQueen247 wrote:
    (OK y'all this next one is based somewhat off the new Ben 10 game, but the scene is from Galactic Enforcers, where they land at the iron mine place.)

    Director: ACTION!

    Sametek: As according to the Galactic Code of Conduct, I hereby ask you to surrender yourselves!

    Ben: Uhh, excuse me?

    Sametek: What now, you simpleton??

    Ben: Remind me, just how many times has that surrender cr*p ever worked for you guys???? Honestly you'd think this show was a-

    *Gwen is heard screaming in the distance*

    Director: CUT! WHAT THE H*** WAS THAT??

    *Ben and the Enforcers rush back to the ship, where Max lay unconscious on the floor. Hoverboard is there as well, an equally unconscious Gwen slumped over his shoulder.*

    Ben: WTF?! But Hoverboard, you're supposed to be one of the good guys!!

    Hoverboard: A job is a job. *flies away with Gwen*

    Ben (angry): Oh it's on now! *goes Stinkfly and follows them, as does Sametek*

    (Later)

    Sametek: There he is! *points to Hoverboard, standing guard at an abandoned building*

    Director: *stands in their way* Back off boys! He's mine!

    Ben and Sametek: Say WHA?!

    *the director whails on Hoverboard something awful*

    Hoverboard: OWW! I GIVE! I GIVE!

    Ben: *snaps out of his confusion and approaches Hoverboard* WHERE'S GWEN?!?

    Hoverboard: I- I don't know. The kid that hired me loaded her on his bike and took off.

    Sametek: Kid?

    Hoverboard: He was this blond kid, about your age Benjamin. Except he looked like he could stand to lose a pound or two DOZEN.

    Ben and Director: GILBERT!

    Sametek: Who?

    Ben: I'll explain later. We gotta get to that old camp NOW!!

    (Gilbert's cabin at Camp Opinicon)

    Gilbert: Hehehe, finally the Gil-man hits the jackpot! Isn't that right, my sweet?

    *He sets a tied-up Gwen down on the bed and strokes her hair. Gwen cringes and turns away. (At this point she is nude except for bra and panties)*

    Gwen: What are you, nuts?! We only met in ONE EPISODE, for chrissake!

    Gilbert: And that's good enough for me.

    *he scarfs down a Viagra pill and is about to wash it down when the Director kicks down the door*

    Director: *points a raygun at Gilbert* Step away from the costar, fatty!

    Gilbert: *spits out the water in the director's face* Busted! Gotta go! *runs off*

    Sametek: I got him!

    *He flies after Gilbert. The director follows.*

    Ben: *starts to untie Gwen, holding in laughter* Well, this is a lot more of my cousin than I bargained for.

    Gwen: Shut up and hand me my clothes already.

    (Later)

    *Gwen, now fully clothed, exits the cabin with Ben. The fight between Sametek, Gilbert, and the director, continues in the background*

    Ben: So uh, wanna stick around for the show?

    Gwen: Well the director's still here so eh, why not?

    *Ben takes out a couple candybars and hands one to Gwen, as they set themselves down on some hay bales and watch the fight*


    LOL. Just one problem, ten-year-old girls, especially Gwen, don't need a bra.
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    BeautyQueen247

    [151]Jul 8, 2006
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    (Oh really? Sorry about that.)
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    sassymouth41

    [152]Jul 8, 2006
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    Under shirt.Better?
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    BeautyQueen247

    [153]Jul 8, 2006
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    Thanks for the suggestion sassymouth. I'll go edit that right away.
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    FiraTwista

    [154]Jul 8, 2006
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    these are stories now, not bloopers
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    BeautyQueen247

    [155]Jul 8, 2006
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    FiraTwista wrote:
    these are stories now, not bloopers
    Not necessarily. A blooper is just an outtake of some sort. If you feel like making a story within the blooper, that's fine.
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    FiraTwista

    [156]Jul 12, 2006
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    ok fine with me
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    realitybender93

    [157]Jul 13, 2006
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    Bump!
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    BeautyQueen247

    [158]Jul 13, 2006
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    realitybender93 wrote:
    Bump!
    Bump to who?
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    hillary_lizzie

    [159]Jul 14, 2006
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    (Random Blooper for any ep.)

    DirectorGwen couldn't be here today because she went shopping with Trixie Tang from the Fairly Oddparents set two blocks away.

    Ben : So who's playing Gwen for the episode?

    DirectorDanny Fenton from the Danny Phantom set across the street said we could borrow his sister for the episode.

    Ben : Ok, where is she?

    Director : She's in make-up, they're trying to give her some green contacts but she said she'd rather put on a pair of glasses and make green circles!

    Ben : Wow.

    Director : Jazzline Benton get on stage!

    Jazz : I told you, my name is Jazz Fenton!

    Ben: That director is bad at pronouncing!

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    assassinalert

    [160]Jul 14, 2006
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    All right, this one's from Tough Luck.

    (Ben is falling from the giant tower)
    Ben: Fourarms! (tries to turn into Fourarms but gets Heatblast instead) Heatblast? Oh well. (creates a huge fireball to ride on back to the tower)
    Director: Cut! Ben, we want Fourarms, not Heatblast.
    Heatblast: Do you know how many times Fourarms has been used? There's people complaining about this.
    Director: All right...we'll put Wildvine in it instead.
    Heatblast: What!? Why?
    Director: Well, Wildvine failed to win the climactic battle of Camp Fear because SOMEONE had to change back so soon. Man, you're lucky you had that foot powder or else you would've been screwed.
    Heatblast:...now when you say screwed...
    Director: I meant you'd be dead!
    Heatblast: Oh thank God! Back on topic, if there was a fight between me and Wildvine, I'd kick his ***.
    Director: Forget it. We're still going with Wildvine.
    (someone knocks on the studio door)
    Director: I wonder who that could be...(opens door) Oh my God! It's you!
    Me: That's right. And this time I brought friends...(shows the studio being surrounded by Heatblast fans)
    Director: Ok! I surrender! I promise I'll put Heatblast in the next episode.
    Me: All right. But if you don't...I know where you live.
    Director: Cross my heart and hope to God.
    Me: Ok, let's blow this popsicle stand! (all the fans leave)
    Director: (secretly crosses his fingers behind his back) Someone contact the writer. Make sure the next episode involves water.

    Edited on 07/14/2006 12:08pm
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