Chuck Nice: Watching Britney on Ryan just let's you know exactly how important and good live television can be.
Brian Huskey: Safe. Predictable. Controlled. Thank you.
Billy Merritt: I watch [American Idol] like a car wreck. And I do watch car wrecks.
John Aboud: I don't see how [The Apprentice] can be called a reality show and still contain Donald's hair.
Miss Info: What [William Hung] has is raw sexual energy.
Billy Merritt: Everything [Donald Trump] says: basically take it down a couple of notches.
Regis Philbin: Why do I love the Best Week Ever? I love pop culture. I live pop culture.