Michael Phelps drug scandal; Christian Bale goes nuts at lighting director, American Idol cuts start, Superbowl recap: violent commercials, Bruce Springsteen's crotch, Puppy Bowl; Heroes: Claire goes to college, Katie Couric's Grammy Special; What Would You Do: woman yelling at nanny; Homeland Security: skulls in the post office; Slumdog Milliaire stars dance on every show
Sizzler: Miley Cyrus in racist photo, Tom Cruise without a shirt, Mickey Rourke looks bad, Jude Law looks like a girl, David Archuleta has a 1-800 number
Paul interviews John Hodgeman about Coraline and John teaches Paul to read.
In Case You Missed It: For The Love of Ray J: girl has face tattoo; The Bachelor: woman finished his sentences; Biggest Loser: piggyback rides; One Tree Hill: kid knows man is having heart attack
Best Week Ever: David after dentist. Some kid doped up after visiting the dentist.