Best Week Ever Season 1 Episode 22

Chuck Nice: McDonald's is the culinary crack of food.

Leigh Kessler: Britney Spears was filming a video and hurt her knee, Snoop Dogg was there to take care of her and called the EMT's and said, "Yo, Doctor double gizzle in the hizzle. Brin' on the blinkin' bus cuz Bezzy Spezzy sprain' her antizzi cruchizzi ligamizzle. Chach."

Ophira Eisenberg: [Re Superstar USA] Damn you William Hung. I blame you.

Jessi Klein: Weird behavior is so not the the Anna Nicole I know.

Christian Finnegan: I really don't know what the Duff sisters have to be sealed about...."ooh we didn't go to church today...mmmmh, our lips are sealed."

John Aboud: Supersize Me is kinda like Willy Wonka meets Jackass.

Patton Oswalt: What I'd most like to see on the Kirsten Dunst/Jake Gyllenhall sex tape is Patton Oswalt playing the part of Jake Gyllenhall.

Chris Briggs: Some people think the [Superstar USA] show is exploitive? And I disagree. Watching mentally disabled children play chess is exploitive and that's coming this fall on FOX.

Kennedy: [Re OJ Simpson] When you're trying to make yourself look innocent of a heinous crime, always make parallels between you and Michael Jackson.

Doug Benson: [J-Lo] finally married into her own music genre. Crappy music.