Best Week Ever Season 6 Episode 21

Jessica St. Clair: You know, I might not trust a man in dreads or a goatee or a bandanna, but when you put all those three things together, it's reliability city.

Paul Scheer: Wait a second. Are you telling me the Kabbalah critic is criticizing Kabbalah? That guy's normally very impartial.

Christian Finnegan: In order to be a contestant on a show called American Gladiators, you should have mastered all of the events a Chuck E Cheese.

Nick Kroll: How does one spread the word about retarded dogs exactly? Psst, hey did you hear about retarded dogs? Here's a five spot. No, but I do now.

Christian Finnegan: What is she saving these retarded dogs from? Is there some evil woman out there trying to make a mink coat out of retarded puppies?

Paul F. Tompkins: For a second I thought that Brandi C. was being sarcastic, and then I realized oh no, no no, she's stupid too.

Chuck Nice: After listening the Matthew McConaughey's sexy voice touting the virtues of beef, I am both hungry and questioning my sexuality. This is delicious, I think I'll go to a bathhouse.

Chuck Nice: I'm Chick Nice and that was the Sizzler.
Christina Machamer: Stop. Chuck, you call that a Sizzler? I've seen funnier stuff on the Antique Roadshow! Shut it down you cannoli!

Doug Benson: What's your talent little girl? I step on my dad's balls. Off you go.