Best Week Ever

Season 6 Episode 20

July 4th, 2008

Aired Friday 11:00 PM Jul 04, 2008 on VH1



  • Quotes

    • Paul F. Tompkins: Why haven't I been back on the show!?
      Justin Kirk: I don't write the show!
      Paul: Don't you?
      Justin. I…Do I?
      Paul: No!
      Justin: Look, there's plenty of great actors who've never even been on Weeds.
      Paul: Name two.
      Justin: Bob Newhart and…Dakota Fanning.
      Paul: Hmm. Alright, name two dead actors who never would have been on the show.
      Justin: Tony Randall…John Wilkes Booth.
      Paul: Oh wow, you're good at this. Okay, name two cereal mascots who if they were real people would be great actors.
      Justin: Okay uhh…Tony the Tiger and Count Chocula.
      Paul: Exactly! Tony would be great because he's got the beautiful voice..
      Justin: The Count does accents
      Paul: Aww fun. Hey, why was I even mad at you in the first place?
      Justin: Because we won't have you back on Weeds.
      Paul: That's right! Why!?
      Justin: You're a terrible actor.
      Paul: Good point.