Breaking News: Kanye West fights with paparazzi at LAX
Fall TV: Fringe, Rachel Zoe Project, Hole In the Wall, True Blood…and awkward food shopping with John McCain.
Sarah Palin: ABC interviews the women who do aerobics with Sarah Palin
Jerry Seinfeld's Microsoft commercial with Bill Gates…that has no point.
America's Got Talent: people dressing in mascot costumes,
TV's Bathroom Challenge: Gossip Girl: Dan & Serena make out in bus bathroom vs Terminator: T-1000 changes from a urinal.
Sibling Ribaldry: Winner of High School Musical: Get in the Picture hits on girl in audience…who happens to be his sister! Infomercial for hair club: girl loves her stepdad's hair.
Hadron Supercollider started: Rob Huebel apologizes for all he did wrong thinking the world was going to end.
Doug Benson: Pop Culture Bachelor: Instead of giving out roses, he gives out gold medals he stole from Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps get sone because he feels guilty for stealing all eight of his; NFL receiver Chad Johnson who had his name changed to Chad Ocho Cinco; Piper Palin styles baby brothers hair, Andrea Mitchell at the RNC; Ernest Borgnine, who tired to whisper to Fox & Friends Steve Ducey that he masturbates a lot.
Sizzler: Gary Coleman hits overzealous fan in parking lot; Daniel Radcliffe nude "reviews"; Nick Krolls talks about celebrity babies: Minnie Driver gave birth to a boy; red carpet footage: Mickey Rourke at the Venice Film Festival
In Case You Missed It: the Slim Clip in a blender, Early Show: Bryan Adams explains what the Summer of 69 means; Today Show: Jeff Goldblum discovered the meaning life while talking about the Big Chill
Best Week Ever: Britney Spears gets BWE for her comeback at the VMA's