Best Week Ever

Season 1 Episode 31

Springsteen Tour, Olympic Preview and more

Aired Friday 11:00 PM Aug 13, 2004 on VH1



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Christopher Briggs: Shyne is having an amazing week. You know what: it couldn't happen to a nicer convicted felon.
      Paul F. Tompkins: The only thing that could make this week better for Shyne is if he got Grammy nominations.

    • Paul F. Tompkins: J-Lo as your step mother. Excellent. Before you're even old enough to say, "You're not my real mom," she's married to someone else.

    • Christian Finnegan: [Re Nelly's "Pimp Juice" Scholarship Fund] Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money.

    • Sherrod Small: I'd like to taper with Marion Jones, cause she's got that track ass.

    • Kennedy: [Re the Gigliversary] Do I remember where I was the fateful day that Gigli came out? Well, I tried to find Gigli in a movie theater, but by noon it had been yanked out of every theater from a 300 hundred mile vicinity.

    • Marina Franklin: [Re the Alien v. Predator film] I'm totally rooting for the Predator, cause he's a Rastafarian brother.
      Sherrod Small: He's like a Jamaican from Mars, and he's going to be high, and during the fight he's going to be like, "Man I don't want to fight you man. No beef."

    • Leigh Kessler: The last person to use the Los Angeles subway was Keanu Reeves in Speed.

    • Christian Finnegan: [Re Collin Ferrel's underwear, spoken with an Irish accent] "The ladies are always after my lucky charms, and my **ck."

    • Michael Colton: [Re Growing Up Gotti] She's not in the mafia. She's a humble importer of olive oil.

    • Rachel Harris: The exciting new sport in the [Athens] Olympics is women's wrestling. Those crazy bitches.

    • Paul F. Tompkins: [Re Tapering] The last Olympics the condom machine had to be refilled every two hours. That's a lot of rubbers.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

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