Linda: My brother smashed up my car and I need $5,000 to get it fixed. The company said they wouldn't advance it to me unless I agreed to carry a cloned orangutan to term.
Phil: I wouldn't do it. Orangutan arms are so long, they poke out way before the rest of them. The last two weeks of the pregnancy, they'll be picking up everything you drop.
Linda: Thank you. Finally I have a good reason not to be implanted with an orangutan embryo.