Better With You

Season 1 Episode 3

Better with Ben

Aired Wednesday 8:30 PM Oct 06, 2010 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Vicky: I have great legs. The people should know it.

    • Ben: You know, I'm not gonna let you keep saying that. I-I am not family? Seriously, Mr. Putney? Who talked you out of going on the run after you lost most of your clients all of their money? Me. Who did you call to sit with you at the hospital when you thought you were having a heart event and you didn't want to scare Vicky? Me. And whose shoulder did you cry on with loud gasping sounds when Michael Jackson passed away? Mine.
      Joel: What did you expect? Billie Jean died.

    • Vicky: How do I look?
      Mia: Like my mom, only sluttier.
      Vicky: Casey?
      Casey: Like a slut, only mom-ier.

    • Ben: It's crazy. You can rent an elf costume in December, no problem, but two months before they treat you like a psycho and make you sign a note promising you won't use it for porn.

    • Mia: (to Casey) Great, so we're both pushover. Neither of can say no. I think we proved that by getting pregnant like fifteen minutes after we met.

    • Maddie: Ben, you hate the [Christmas] card. Didn't you say every time my dad's card goes out an angel dies?

    • Ben: (about Joel doing the Christmas family cards) He does these things every year and they are awful. No, it doesn't sound strong enough- Horrible. No, still needs more- The most embarrassing thing in the world - yes, that feels right.

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Czech Republic: March 7, 2011 on HBO Comedy
      United Kingdom: March 23, 2011 on 5*
      Turkey: May 30, 2012 on CNBC-e

  • Allusions