Maddie: Listen, yogurt. He was just flirting for favors. You should've known that; people do it all the time. It's a very accepted practice.
Amy: Well, not where I'm from it's not.
Rory: Hey, Maddie!
Maddie: Oh! Rory, thank God. I do it with him; we have an unspoken agreement - I get secret toppings, he gets compliments from a pretty girl. Everybody wins. Tell her about our unspoken agreement!
Rory: Unspoken agreement? I love you! I was gonna ask you to go to my brother's wedding with me!
Maddie: You were?
Rory: You flirted with me just to get toppings? I can't believe this! You know what? You are banned from Yogurt, Yogurt, Yogurt for LIFE! Yeah! I am putting your picture up right next to the bad checks.
Maddie: Bad checks? Who writes a check for yogurt? Who writes a check at all?
Ben: Listen, I may have accidentally given you the impression that I was interested in you.
Amy: But you gave me your phone number, we made plans, and you actually said the words, "I'm interested in you."
Ben: Well, I'm sorry you misunderstood me. There is nothing going on here.
Mia: Ben, for the hundredth time, we're not getting married at your hotel.
Ben: Is this because of the murder-suicide thing?
Ben: The bed bug issue?
Ben: TV remote control?
Mia: Yes! It's disgusting.
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: March 16, 2011 on HBO Comedy
United Kingdom: April 27, 2011 on 5*
Turkey: June 13, 2012 on CNBC-e
Guest star Reba McEntire previously co-starred with show star Joanna Garcia on the WB/CW comedy show Reba, where Reba played the mother of Joanna's character.