Maddie: Text me when the head starts to pop out.
Mia: It doesn't just pop out, does it?
Vicky: Pretty much everything on your body pops out except that.
Joel: And it never pops back in.
Maddie: Yes, I knew we'd beat them over here! I knew it, my shortcut works every time!
Ben: Oh, you beat a woman in labor to the hospital. Congratulations.
Mia: (letting Maddie know that she's about to have her baby) Oh my God, it's happening- the contractions, they started- it's so painful! You could never handle this- you're weak, YOU ARE NOTHING!!!
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: September 5, 2011 on HBO Comedy
Turkey: August 1, 2012 on CNBC-e