Debbie: Charles there's something I want to share with you.
Charles: Oh share baby, share.
Debbie: I'm celibate.
Charles: Uh, yeah, we're gonna celebrate.
Debbie: No Charles. I'm celibate.
Charles: You're selling a bit of what?
(On The Jerry Springer Show it's revealed that James was dating three women at once)
Dusty: It's on now.
May: I didn't even know about her. When does James have time to eat!?
Mitchell: Looks like he's getting three meals a day.
(Dusty meets Jerry Springer)
Dusty: Jer, Jer, can I have a minute alone...one celebrity to another? Just want you to know, I'm gonna be out there in the audience, front row, so if the show gets a little slow, not enough fist fights, feel free to go ahead and kick it on over to me. All right? Cause I'm a screen teaser and a crowd pleaser.
(Stuart complains about his ex-wife)
Stuart: You know, I just wish I had a woman to rub in her face. I wish I had a woman to rub in my face.
Charles: You know something Stu, you just gave me an idea. Maybe I could help you out man.
Stuart: I said a woman, Chuck.