Beverly Hills 90210

(Andrea dreaming about the Spring Dance after watching prom horror movies) Andrea: revving a chainsaw) You said you liked me. Brandon: For God's sake, Andrea put that chainsaw down! Andrea: You said you liked me! Brandon: I do like you! I do. Kelly: I like you, too! Brenda: I like you. Donna: Me too! Dylan: I love you! Steve: You're a Goddess!

Steve: Oh, nature's doing its thing and its turning me into a total dog.

Kelly: Brandon, I'm a Spring Princess. I can't exactly show up in a Melvin, or whatever your calling your car these days.

Andrea: Are you, uh, going to the school dance? Brandon: No, are you? Andrea: Uh, no. Brandon: Personally, I hate to dance. Andrea: You do? Brandon: Yeah. I always step on people's toes, I have no sense of rhythm, it's awful. Andrea: So, you probably wouldn't want to go even if someone asked you? Brandon: I don't know. Would you? Andrea: Well I have fundamental ideological problems with teenage social rituals that basically do nothing but exacerbate fear of total insecurity and inferiority over one's appearance, while frenetically exploiting and I must add, distorting the feminine ideal. I mean, in an act which reaches it's apogee with the election of the spring queen. Brandon: Was that a yes or a no? Andrea: What was the question?