Beverly Hills 90210 Season 1 Episode 17

Jim: Here're the flyers. I should have a sign, like McDonald's: Over 5 Billion Copied.
Brandon: Yeah, and I'm the McCandidate.

Brenda: (after Kelly and Donna backed out of their plans) Fine. I'll go alone. I guess Sky is too mature for you guys.
Kelly: Ugh! Please, they don't even card at that club.
(door slams)
Kelly: (to Donna) Do they?

Jack: (to Brenda after she interrupts his bit on-stage) Let me guess. You tried on fifty jackets, and none of 'em worked. So you decided to go with this one.
Brenda: Yeah, kinda like you. You tried out fifty jokes and none of them worked.
Jack: Ouch, I'm cut. I'm bleedin!
Donna: (to Kelly as the crowd cheers and claps) I didn't know she could do that!
Kelly: Neither did she.

Brenda: Mom, have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?
Cindy: Honey, goes with the territory of being a teenager.
Brenda: Along with hormone hell. Bad driving. Classes that don't relate to life.