Samantha: Well, when I kiss you, I can't think about anything else. And when I stop thinking they disappear. Now you kiss me.
Darrin: Why, are they back?
Confederate Captain: But I tell you Ma'am, if I have to face the enemy clean shaven why, I'd rather lose the war.
Samantha: You're southern. You did lose.
Confederate Captain: Don't dampen my spirits Ma'am. I don't know that yet.