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Serena: I'd like to leave a little plaything for the baby. I thought a centaur might be nice.
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Endora: Luckily she [Tabitha] takes after Samantha
Darrin: She does look like Sam. But I think there's a little bit of me there too.
Endora: Yes, but the wrinkles will disappear soon.
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Nurse: How did you manage to get in here? I didn't think Houdini could do it.
Endora: Houdini had a lot to learn.
Nurse: Goodbye Grandma (she waves, Samantha gets afraid)
Endora: Why do I have to leave?
Nurse: (refers to Sam) Because we are about to take our nap.
Endora: Our nap? Are you going to climb into the bed too?
Nurse: I was using the royal "we".
Endora: Are you a member of royalty?
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Samantha: We haven't decided on a name yet.
Endora: I don't care what you call her.
Samantha: You don't?
Endora: No, whatever you call her, I shall call her "Tabatha."
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Darrin: Endora, sometimes you can be almost human.
Endora: This is no time to be insulting.
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Endora: Samantha just presented me with the most beautiful granddaughter.
Darrin: (Nervous, pleased) You mean … I'm … I'm the father of a girl?
Endora: That too.
Darrin: Endora, I don't know what to do first, to hug you or offer you a cigar.
Endora: There's no other choice?
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(Samantha and Darrin are rushing to leave for the hospital)
Darrin: I'll call them [my parents] later.
Samantha: How about Derek?
Darrin: I'll call him too. ... Do we know a Derek?
Samantha: Not yet. I thought it might be a nice name if it's a boy.
Darrin: If you don't hurry, we may end up calling the baby "Freeway", because that's where it's going to be born.