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Gladys: (complains) She walked right into the wall and bounced off again. So any reasonable person would figure it was an accident, right?
Abner: But what did you think, Gladys?
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Gladys: The next time she went right through the wall!
Abner: Well, that makes sense.
Gladys: What?
Abner: There's no point in banging your head against a brick wall.
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Aunt Clara: (refers at her old friend) He's in the magic supply business. Isn't that nice? Of course, I mean, it isn't witchcraft but at least it's an allied line.
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Gladys: (looks into a dictionary, reads) Warlock … sorcerer, wizard, Abner. There's a wizard at the Stephen's home.
Abner: It's good for the lawn. It eats the mosquitoes.
Gladys: Not a lizard, a wizard.
Abner: Wizard, lizard, as long as it eats the mosquitoes.
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(Endora appears)
Samantha: (notices her) Two visits in one day. What have I done to deserve this?
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Aunt Clara: (tries to get privacy) Oh, well, Ah... Endora...
Endora: What?
Aunt Clara: Haven't you a house to haunt or something?
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Endora: (complains about Aunt Clara) Right in the middle of the convention she waltzes in with a huge doorknob she acquired for her collection.
Samantha: That's bad?
Endora: She'd taken it from Buckingham Palace.
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Endora: (complains) Last week she insisted in coming to London with Bertha and me. Half way there she started to lose altitude.
Samantha: That's terrible.
Endora: Oh, you don't know the half of it. We had to piggyback her the rest of the way.