Endora: What's all the excitement? That little pussycat won't hurt Mr. Barker.
Samantha: You call that a pussycat?
Endora: What do you call it?
Samantha: A mountain lion. It'll tear Mr. Barker to shreds.
Mrs. Barker: Can I tell you something, honey? That little girl you married is a witch.
Darrin: Pardon?
Mrs. Barker: In all my life, I never saw one person that could throw together a dinner like this. And she did it all by herself. It's like magic.
Darrin: She's very gifted that way.
Samantha: And I'd rather you didn't show up at the party tonight, if you don't mind.
Endora: Why should I? I'm only your mother. I won't be around forever.
Samantha: Wanna bet?