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Darrin: I know you, Samantha.
Samantha: Oh, really? You only look vaguely familiar to me.
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Darrin: What is [Marshall] doing here?
Samantha: I'm his only friend in the neighborhood.
Darrin: Well, you're my only wife in the neighborhood. And I thought we'd have a nice breakfast together.
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Samantha: Oh, well, hello, Marshall! What a surprise!
Marshall: How come? I'm here every morning.
Who's he [Darrin]?
Darrin: Well, I live here, that's who I am. Who are you?
Samantha: That's Marshall. He lives down the street.
Darrin: I see. (to Marshall) Well, you overshot your mark.
Marshall: It's okay. I can stay for breakfast. But you better not kiss me, because I've got a cold, I think.
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Darrin: I'm late, Honey. Something happened to the alarm.
Samantha: Well, you might as well relax, Dear. You've missed your train already.
Darrin: I have? How do you know? Have you been, uh…?
Samantha: No, no. It's watchcraft, not witchcraft.